Saturday, March 12, 2005


Shitilly. It is a new word that Lauren made up in response to my question "How did the people from Ashley (a furniture store) treat you?" "Shitilly". I like it. We ordered furniture from Ashley Furniture, the delivery guy was rude to Lauren she tipped him anyway. They left. At about 9:30 last night we discovered that they did not put the bed together correctly. We could not sleep on it. We slept on the floor. How did I sleep? Shitilly.

Your Whoreness. Another word we made up to describe, well basically anyone that gets on our nerves but more so those people that take are money and then screw us over. Whore -ess works as well. They both inherit the whoredom. One inherits geneticall, the other it is willed to.

Maxfield is an addict. He is addicted to the swing at the park. It is like he can't get enough of it. He could swing for hours. When you try to take him out of the swing he screams this ungodly banshee type wail, he arches his back and his head drops to the side. Thank god the withdrawl symtoms end relativley quickly.

My sister, Sharon, had a baby this past week. Her first. Valera Rae Monaco. My Parents 19th grandchild. She was the last of the 9 children to have a kid. Now each of us has at least one. That is 19 kids that may one day have to take a bike test before they can ride in the street.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

strange coincidence you bring up the bike test. your goddaughter was just told the story about the "bike test".