Thursday, December 22, 2005

HOT! by Lawn Whisperer

Guest blogger William's brother the Lawn Whisperer.

Too many times I write the negative side of Mrs. Whisperer. I feel a tremendous need to let others know of silly things that make me laugh. When the Cupboard is empty, I have to tell people of my plight. When the Hamper is so full that it takes three people to carry it to the washing machine, I have to let others know. But for one time I want to tell you blogger people that I find my wife to be Sizzling Hot. When all else gets nutty, I fall back on the fact that she is the hottest chick on the planet.

The First day I saw my wife, I told the guy I was with “I’m going to marry that chick.”
I still remember the outfit she was wearing, she was freaking blazing.

Many, many rejections ensued. Finally she came with me to my brothers wedding. She was absolutely smoking.

We got married in August; it was 100 degrees in a church with no AC. My wife made it feel like it was 65 degrees. She was so hot, that she cooled down the air around her.

She had help in raising our daughter, but she was a single mother for half of that time. She raised an absolute angel of a kid, and I find the strength, she needed for that, to be hot.

She puts up with me, and she gets mad at me, but she is hot when she is angry.

She looks 20 times hotter today, than she did when I first saw her. That makes her 20X freaking blazing.

The absolute hottest I ever saw her was just the other day. She was sitting on the couch reading a book to my five and four year old. She was wearing jeans and a sweatshirt, but she was doing what mothers do, she was raising our kids, and that I find to be the hottest thing in the world.

So, the laundry and the shopping can wait. My wife is busy being hot.


Amanda B. said...

Dude. You are my favorite husband ever. Except for mine. He's smokin' hot.

Nature Girl said...

I agree with Amanda B...If he is saying this in all sincerity, then I agree...but I suspect he's trying to fill his sticker sheet full on the first day! LOL That was a great post Lawn whisperer! You really should consider getting your own blog. I think I am safe in saying all of Williams readers would put you on their blogrolls! Stacie

Cat said...


... Um, that is all.

Sudiegirl said...

Oh wow...that's the nicest thing I've ever heard.

Could you give my fiance lessons?


Erin Whalen said...

Yay! Three cheers for husbands who value hot happy wives over perfectly clean houses!

Oh, BTW, Mr. Lawn Whisperer -- I tagged William in my blog (this is what happens when you leave nice comments on someone's blog, alas). If you feel like taking the tag in his place, that would be delightful.

Hope you have a wonderful holiday and all the best in 2006 -- same goes for William!

Anonymous said...

The Lawn Whisperer is definitely looking to fill his sticker sheet a little too fast. His wife won't fall for this though, she may even take a sticker away, for brown nosing on the blog site.

Anonymous said...

Dude, you're just trying to get bonus stickers. I see right through you.

Anonymous said...

Okay, so max's favorite uncle AND I see right through you... (I should read comments before posting one.)

Kari said...

She didn't go for the sticker idea, eh?

Honestly though, cute. Very cute! What a sweety, I hope your wife was lifted a little by all your words.

ps. you should REALLY start a blog!!

Unknown said...

Dude's just trying to get in good with Santa Clause before it's too late... Not that Mrs. Whisperer isn't hot, but Lawn is definitely making up for something here...

eclectic said...

Definitely DON'T start a blog. We'd never come visit or comment. It's better this way. Just so you know.

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD ! ! ! Mr. Lawnwhisper.. can you wipe your nose off? its got brown all over it!!! Are you kidding me.... blah blah blah blah... I can't believe all these females on the comment part bought into your crap, well not you Kari, you can say what ever you want.. I agree with everything you say... Ok now back to you Mr. Lawnwhisperer I hope your wife doesn't read this... you know she will see right thru this and Say 'No your still not getting it!!' Good Try, but Nope... and then you will have to recant everything, well everything but the raising of your daughter, which you were right about... Anyway... I almost didn't make it thru your writings without having to throw up!!

Well, thats all for now, Have a Great Christmas Everyone!!! and especially Kari...

Cat said...

Wishing a very happy Christmas to you and yours, William.

Or, you know, Merry Biznitchmas... Whatev! It's all good! ("Biznitchmas" cracked me right up! Goofball!)

Seriously, have a happy one.

(Oh, and you, too, Mr. Lawn Whisperer slash Keystone.)