Thursday, May 19, 2005

A Swedish Light Bulb (above the head).

This conversation happened last night. I was in the bedroom and Lauren was in the kitchen.

Lauren: Hey Bill?
Bill: Yea?
Lauren: I just had an Idea.
Bill: Ahh Shit!
Lauren: Whaaaat?
Bill: What did YOU say?
Lauren: I said, "I just had an idea".
Bill: THANK GOD!
Lauren: What.
Bill: I thought you said, "I found an IKEA."

Seriously, I don't know if I would rather go to JoAnn Fabrics(see post from a few days ago) or go to IKEA.

3 comments:

Susie said...

I join you in your IKEA hatred. I just can't do that place.

barry said...

Wow. I guess the novelty has worn off. I am still intrigued by the venue: Sort of the WalMart of neomodernist home goods. I am certain of one thing: America is the tackiest country in the world and as long as there is:
http://www.norwoodmall.com/ugly/ugly_10.htm
there will be a need for IKEA.

Anonymous said...

AS FAR AS I KNOW THERE ARE NO IKEA'S IN FLORIDA