Key

The neighborhood (SUB DIVISION if you are a Florida resident) has a community pool. Only residents of the development are allowed to use it and must be issued a key for admittance. So we call the lady that issues the key. Lauren tells her about how we are new to the area. The Key Lady tells Lauren that she has three kids; two are teenagers. Lauren asked her if her kids babysat. The Key Lady says, “Was that your husband who stopped my daughter the other day while walking the dog?”

The girl still has not called.