We have a screened-in porch off the back of our house. The porch is old and in need of major repair but it works for the time being. This weekend I had to clean out the gutters on the porch.
As I climbed the ladder Lauren called out to me.
"Bill? Do you think the roof will hold you?"
"Yes. Wait a minute. Is that a "fat" joke or "weak roof" joke?"
She thought for a second. "Both."