Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Apology to my wife

No woman, when sitting down at the computer table to check her email, should have to say, "Bill this is gross. Is this a finger nail or a toe nail sitting on the table?"



It was a toe nail Sorry.

23 comments:

Lauren said...

ahem... and what about the one on the coffee table this morning? you're lucky you're so good looking...

bbsgirl said...

Ewww...I'd have to agree with Lauren on this one...that is just gross!!

cassie-b said...

I just hope it was a fingernail.

Sharkey said...

Um, ew. Thanks for starting off my day with a grimace.

Teri said...

how far is the trash can from these locations? or did you get distracted before you could PROPERLY throw away?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad she didn't have to say "Is this YOUR fingernail or toenail?" As if you were a collector or something.

Sharpie said...

*GAGGGGG* You could always do what my hubby does and call the kids in the room to throw them away.

Circus Kelli said...

Ew ew ew ew ew...

susie said...

I wish I could say this hasn't happened to me, finding my husband's toenail. And I'm also glad you aren't a collector.

MetroDad said...

Hahaha! I like to collect them in little piles and leave them around the house for my wife to find.

Effie said...

a toe nail? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

eclectic said...

Is it caused by a medical problem, this spontaneous loss of nail tissue in random locations? Because mine don't separate from my body unless I clip them. Now I'm worried about you. ;)

No_Newz said...

Tell Lauren that men are all pigs, which is why y'all can't get mad cow disease.
My wonderful other half left a long squiggly armpit hair on MY deodorant the other day! I so feel her pain. :D
Oh, hi William. :P
Lois Lane

OddMix said...

Oh, for shame! *snerk*

mike said...

MMMMM, yummy....crunchies....

Andrea said...

EWWWW...and I'm not really sure I want to know which it was (and betting it was possibly just a rhetorical question from Lauren)

Kami said...

GROSS. Jon picks on his toes in the car, and I put a stop to that crap INSTANTLY. Not in my car, buddy!

kimmyk said...

Yuk!

Anonymous said...

Ummmmmm ya well I have been walking across the carpet to have something poke me , bend down and find husbands huge toe nail! He must have droped it Ya right! Gross

Jewl said...

At least it wasn't a booger... you have to look at the positives in life Lauren.

Katie said...

It's hilarious when you put little hidden things in your post! But... a toe nail? Ewwww

Suzanne said...

Gross!Doing that is definitely a great way to induce vomiting in a pregnant woman. Are you and my hubby related??? lol

TBG said...

That is so nasty!

I wonder if all men do that becuase all the ones in my life do!