1.Go out with your wife while she is shopping for shorts.
2.Suggest she buy some "Daisy Dukes".
3.When she says "Yea right." Reply to her, "What they don't make them that big?".
4.Follow up with "I was joking. You KNOW I was joking."
5. Wait for her to say, "Oh I hope it was worth it."
Sunday, August 14, 2005
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I'm not sure how I found your blog, I think through Jewl...But, I love it. I think you probably have the same sense of humor as my husband. LOL you make me laugh.
OMG... Do you still wish to be married or do you have a death wish? LOL... too funny!
Man, that was not the right comment. I was staring in the mirror the other day, and I told my hubby that the new mirror made me look wide. He laughed and walked away. WTH?
William, dude, what were you thinking?
So--how was the couch? comfy i hope....my hubby says stuff like that just because he knows it bugs me...what a loving relationship we have!
" do these shorts make me look Fat?"
"no, it's your fat ass that makes you look fat"
Oh, god. That is hilarious.
Woa...that's the way to guarantee a shorter life! LOL!
Great blog!
goodlordhavemercy, william! have we women of blogworld taught you NOTHING?
we'll try to do better, lauren. ohmylord . . .
Hey, for the record, Lauren has NEVER had a big butt, lol....
Oh, good lord, man. Are you INSANE?! No. Just... NO.
I think you and TGIM must be long lost brothers or something. Same aversion to shopping. Oh, and same freaking clueless sense of humor. Oops. I meant same sense of humor.
Good move there Rico Suave!
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