Sunday, August 14, 2005

How to make your weekend seem longer.

1.Go out with your wife while she is shopping for shorts.
2.Suggest she buy some "Daisy Dukes".
3.When she says "Yea right." Reply to her, "What they don't make them that big?".
4.Follow up with "I was joking. You KNOW I was joking."
5. Wait for her to say, "Oh I hope it was worth it."

12 comments:

Kari said...

I'm not sure how I found your blog, I think through Jewl...But, I love it. I think you probably have the same sense of humor as my husband. LOL you make me laugh.

Jewl said...

OMG... Do you still wish to be married or do you have a death wish? LOL... too funny!

Kami said...

Man, that was not the right comment. I was staring in the mirror the other day, and I told my hubby that the new mirror made me look wide. He laughed and walked away. WTH?

kalki said...

William, dude, what were you thinking?

Effie said...

So--how was the couch? comfy i hope....my hubby says stuff like that just because he knows it bugs me...what a loving relationship we have!

Anonymous said...

" do these shorts make me look Fat?"

"no, it's your fat ass that makes you look fat"

SuzanH said...

Oh, god. That is hilarious.

Carrie said...

Woa...that's the way to guarantee a shorter life! LOL!

Great blog!

Susie said...

goodlordhavemercy, william! have we women of blogworld taught you NOTHING?
we'll try to do better, lauren. ohmylord . . .

Lauren's sister Lisa said...

Hey, for the record, Lauren has NEVER had a big butt, lol....

Cat said...

Oh, good lord, man. Are you INSANE?! No. Just... NO.

I think you and TGIM must be long lost brothers or something. Same aversion to shopping. Oh, and same freaking clueless sense of humor. Oops. I meant same sense of humor.

Lori said...

Good move there Rico Suave!