“What do you want for lunch today?”
“I don’t know. What do we have?”
“Well we could make chicken salad or BLT’s”
“We have bacon?”
“Yea."
"We have bacon?"
"You got it last week.”
“We have bacon? I didn’t know we had bacon. (Imitating a chorus of angels singing) Ahhhooooohh. Bacon!”
“You know what? From now on, Bill, anytime I need to get you gift, birthday, Christmas, whatever, I am getting you food. You get more excited over food than anything else.”
“That’s not true."
"Yes it is. I never see you get so excited over anything but food."
"I still get excited over YOU. (wink wink nudge nudge).”
“ Yea, but not as much as bacon.”
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21 comments:
I love Bacon more than Lauren.
I don't really know Lauren well enough to make a definite decision at this point.
Although, I must say, Lauren is funnier than bacon.
I could eat a whole pound of bacon by myself. There's nothing wron with people who live to eat vs. people who eat to live.
Ahhh, the power of bacon. You know, bacon stays with you all day. If you cook bacon at 7 in the morning, your house still has the scent at 4 in the afternoon. Your cloths that you wore while cooking the bacon, still smell like bacon later in the day. The cholesterol that comes with the bacon stays with you for years, nagging at your insides and causing destruction to your well being and health.
Your wife only draws a comparison to the last portion of the bacon. She stays with you for years, nagging, and causing destruction to your well being and health.
I like bacon better than Lauren too.
Thanks for the dinner idea...BLT's. That is if we have some bacon!lol
I don't eat pork..so I like Lauren more than bacon.
chocolate is a diff story-i like chocolate more than Lauren.
Here bacon bacon bacon...
There is nothing greater than bacon. It is a gift from the gods. Of course in your case, so is Lauren. So it's a toss up.
Ack, bacon! Lauren's got to be waaaaaay better than that!
Ah, Bacon. That's my husband, too.
i love lauren more cause bacon is grose
Well...yeah. Cos it's BACON.
Hmm, I'm going to have to agree with those that say they do not know Lauren well enough to make a decision. However we are talking bacon here, which I'm sure Travis would pick over me, and there is a good chance I would pick it over him as well. Not on a permanent basis or anything, but for a particular moment, oh yea.
MMMmmmm Bacon.
Mmmmmmm, bacon. And Kevin Bacon. Mmmmmm. mrtl! Don't send bacon panties. Y'all don't have a dog, right? Because bacon panties and a dog . . . not a good fit . . .
Ooh, you DO have a dog. Then definitely, no bacon panties.
I love bacon, but watch out of if there is chocolate around... I mean it, watch out because it is all mine, don't think otherwise...It will be mine!
I think my husband might love video games though more than food or me!
Like kimmyk said...
I like Lauren more than bacon, but I like chocolate more than Lauren! :)
That's so funny. I used to be that way but I am trying to change. I love me some BLT's.
I'm ALL about the food....and I get FAR too excited about it....but I hope you get excited about Lauren a bit more than bacon.
Someone should make a bacon scented perfume--that would get the guys running, eh?!
chocolate is grose
I need to blog more about Bacon. It seems to have a following.
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