Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Dear Fisher-Price

Seriously, please consider making toy kid sized lawn mowers that actually cut grass. I would be able to get my lawn done in one-third the time. Well, maybe more like half the time.

Well, actually it would probably take twice as long with all the trips to the ER. So, never mind.

18 comments:

RzDrms said...

why, wils! you've got yourself a TATTOO! i'm bowing down in respect here. ;)

JP said...

You should also buy them toy weed wackers. You have to make sure they can edge as well as cut...

Ali said...

Nice tat.

Bogart said...

You fertilize don't you...and I am talking about your lawn, not your wife.

Anonymous said...

William, do your followers actually look at these pictures with a magnifying glass? How could they notice that tattoo? The pic is great! They really want to be just like Dad! Keep up the good example! momo9

April said...

Great pic!

eclectic said...

What, can't retrofit them yourself with after-market blades? Pfffft. ;)

Anonymous said...

Is your shirt clouded over?

Does it say BIG BUTT?

Anonymous said...

Psst. Your onch is showing.

Anonymous said...

You are just baiting the lawnwhisperer with this photo and post. I can see him and his two sons on riding mowers with cup holders.

James (SeattleDad) said...

You know that you wouldn't have to mow at all if you just let it die like mine.

Anonymous said...

nice shirt, big guy.

sherpamom said...

I often think the same thing about toy vacuums - my 3 year old LOVES to push that noisy ass thing around all day! And we have a very big, very hairy husky.

Anonymous said...

I'm with anonymous! Bring back the Lawn Whisperer! Here's a challenge for you L.W. The cup holder line is the best! Just love you guys!

Whit said...

Yeah, the blade might be a bit much, but would a little rake attachment be out of the question?

DGB said...

I would spend copious amounts of money on that product.

Anonymous said...

Mow Mow Mow your boat

kalki said...

Well now this is just too cute.