"Good morning Lauren. How did you sleep?"
"Awful. I am slightly mad at you."
"Why? Was I snoring?"
"No. But I had this most awful dream about you. You were so mean to me."
"You are mad at me for a dream? What did I do?"
"You were such a jerk. In my dream you were having an affair with some woman..."
"Was she hot?"
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28 comments:
Ooooo... I'm guessing the post ends there because Lauren hit you in the head with a frying pan or something and you were knocked out cold.
I love it. It's so true. Women really can be mad at you for a dream they had.
"oh no! You dream cheated on her!" And it wasn't even your dream!
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William, you're so considerate. How nice of you to give Lauren a legitimate reason to be mad at you. :P
Now that's a question that's guarenteed to make a woman's head explode.
I once had a dream similar to that about my husband...still mad about it quite frankly...lol...
you just ruined your day buddy! Wrong question!
I hope she smacked you for that last line. LOL!
I've done the very same to my old man. Once while still in my dream, I beat the crap out of him. He had to shake me to wake me up. He still talks about when I "abused" him. LOL!
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For future reference that was the incorrect response. Next time try telling her you are a dog in the dreamworld but in reality you'd never stray. She'll lap it up like a kitten.
OMG! This is so funny, and sounds so much like something my boyfriend would say! LOL
just so you know, women can hold things you do in their dreams against you! I've done it before!
Funny though....was she hot sounds like a question my husband would ask!
That's effing hilarious! But eerily familiar.
Thanks for the compliment on my blog. I'll take Sara Evans over Toni Colette any day.
LOL!! That's too funny!! I have totally woken up made at DH for cheating. Why do we have those stupid dreams??
"was she hot?" oh, william. that was so bad!
i get mad at my husband for cheating on me in my dreams. i've woken up and whopped him one before... luckily, i don't have dreams like that anymore!
I have had the same converstation. Why can't the woman at least be ugly in your dreams...
I've woken up mad at my husband for this exact same reason.
Oh, NO! You did NOT go there...
I actually do hit my hub for stuff like that... we make jokes about him having a target tattooed on his arm. Course he does it on purpose for a rise just like you... usually says stuff as he runs out of the room. Chicken shit. :)
Anyway, cold steak for the black eye. Ha. And enjoy the sofa. Hee.
William - BAD. Very bad. Enough said.
Bad, BAD William.
Bill,
Don't you wish you could morph yourself into Lauren's dreams. It sounds like a cool place to be.
I am beginning to suspect that you and Lauren actually are me and Chris in another dimension or something.
Oh, I've had a dream that Jon was having an affair. I was pissed at him all day.
Was she?
My father got mad at mother recently for the same thing. SHe had an affair in his dream with an old college buddy of his. He was irritable with her all morning over it. ;) so you're not alone.
Wow, this is more common than I thought.
I have those dreams here and there. The weirdest was during my first pregnancy when he was cheating on me with a girl who had tiny cactuses all over her head. They started midget tossing with a group of other people and were ignoring me.
This was 14 years ago and I am STILL upset!
Sadly, the same conversation takes place in my house in the mornings.
For all of these women who have had these dreams, have you ever had a dream where you were cheating on your husband? I bet you all have, and I'm sure, those dreams are never discussed.
Oh William, I'm late to this party but how funny! I've never had a dream like that. I wonder if I will now?
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