Thursday, February 14, 2008

V-Alien-tine's Day

Last week I stumbled upon a book of how to make home made cards. The first thing I saw in the book was the idea for the card I made for Lauren for Valentine's Day.


You see? When you open the Alien's head it becomes a heart. Pretty cool.
The idea for the V-Alientine card came from the book, the rest of the words came from me.

I was going to write something like, "My love for you is outta this world." or "How about tonight, I wine you, I dine You and I Area 51 you." But I decided with the whole abduction and probe thing.

I also purchased a little something for the love of my life and I think it is a very romantic gift. I know she will use it.

Tonight I plan to hide in different parts of the house and she can see if it works.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

i just shake my head and laugh...

happy abduction day!

Melissa

SciFi Dad said...

Nice card. Good luck on the probing.

I took a different approach with today's post. I think you might find it funny.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Stanley's getting lucky tonight! ;)

Patience said...

Nice . . . very nice . . .

Moi said...

Genius. I love it!

Circus Kelli said...

You romantic devil, you!

Meegs said...

Bwahahahaha...

Stud finder. Heheh.

Linda and Denny said...

Bah! Meegs took my comment in entirety. Sigh.

Hope you're not still hiding by morning. Heh.

Bogart in P Towne said...

Fantastic...so much better than my v-day stuff...this is why I want to blog like you when I grow up.

Dave Cole said...

You are a funny guy.

Maddy said...

Ooo my husband gave me a stud sensor, but I didn't realise that was what it was for!
Cheers

Jan said...

William, you are too funny.

eclectic said...

Let's see, this is February... so nine months from now is... OK then, November. Good to know. ;)

Effie said...

teeheehee

happy V-alien-tine's day to you and yours too--hopefully she can locate you and take you up on the "offer"...;)

Mainline Mom said...

Happy probing :)

Y said...

Oh my God. This is the funniest Valentines Day post that I've ever read.

Undercover Mutha said...

Damn, that's one lucky woman.

Scarlett Wanna Be said...

I've always thought there's nothing like a good probing to say I love you!

I think the card should have scored you a good make-out session right then and there.

Tiff said...

LOL you crack me up! THat would have made my day!
Happy V-alien-tines Day!

Melinda said...

I think you better add some of that special vacuuming that you do, to complete the whole love magic thing you've got going on there.

Erin said...

Lauren, you are a lucky, lucky woman.

Bill, you crack me up!

bew said...

laughing still

oh my goodness....I read that and had to walk away to peel an orange for the monster. Ended up laughing in the kitchen while I had a little voice asking me "what, mommy? what??"

I had to make something up!

Happy Valentine's Day, to you both!

xo
bew

Anonymous said...

Me and my daughter made these Alien Tine's for her 3rd class - but we left out the probes and the area 51 references - too funny! Hope you get your space invaded!!

Ern said...

Ooh, kinky hide-n-seek, I like it!

Redhead Mommy said...

Well with a card and gift like that, how could she resist you?

Sassy said...

Now that is an outrageous gift. VERY FUNNY GUY...hmm, wonder why ours never beeps when my hubby puts it on his chest?
Hide and seek the stud, very very funny.

Sandy said...

I actually rolled my eyes and laughed out loud at this. I only wish my husband tried half as hard. Matter of fact, he actually asked me if I wanted him to buy me something...terrible.

Anonymous said...

That's awesome...hope the force was with you!

Gina Coggio said...

TOO FUNNY! I LOVE IT!

kalki said...

I was going to make a stud joke but you beat me to it. Also, I will admit when I first saw the photo of the card that I thought it was Lauren's Valentine from Max.

Next year if you go with the Valientine theme, you can say she is the center of your orbit, and that there is a force like gravity that pulls you toward her celestial body.

;)

ttulizzy said...

Love the card! Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

So glad that Valentine's Day came after you moved out. I can't imagine the noise, while the stud finding was going on , not to mention the probing and whatever... Good Lord! You are too much, William! momo9