You see? When you open the Alien's head it becomes a heart. Pretty cool.
The idea for the V-Alientine card came from the book, the rest of the words came from me.
I was going to write something like, "My love for you is outta this world." or "How about tonight, I wine you, I dine You and I Area 51 you." But I decided with the whole abduction and probe thing.
I also purchased a little something for the love of my life and I think it is a very romantic gift. I know she will use it.
Tonight I plan to hide in different parts of the house and she can see if it works.
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i just shake my head and laugh...
happy abduction day!
Melissa
Nice card. Good luck on the probing.
I took a different approach with today's post. I think you might find it funny.
Looks like Stanley's getting lucky tonight! ;)
Nice . . . very nice . . .
Genius. I love it!
You romantic devil, you!
Bwahahahaha...
Stud finder. Heheh.
Bah! Meegs took my comment in entirety. Sigh.
Hope you're not still hiding by morning. Heh.
Fantastic...so much better than my v-day stuff...this is why I want to blog like you when I grow up.
You are a funny guy.
Ooo my husband gave me a stud sensor, but I didn't realise that was what it was for!
Cheers
William, you are too funny.
Let's see, this is February... so nine months from now is... OK then, November. Good to know. ;)
teeheehee
happy V-alien-tine's day to you and yours too--hopefully she can locate you and take you up on the "offer"...;)
Happy probing :)
Oh my God. This is the funniest Valentines Day post that I've ever read.
Damn, that's one lucky woman.
I've always thought there's nothing like a good probing to say I love you!
I think the card should have scored you a good make-out session right then and there.
LOL you crack me up! THat would have made my day!
Happy V-alien-tines Day!
I think you better add some of that special vacuuming that you do, to complete the whole love magic thing you've got going on there.
Lauren, you are a lucky, lucky woman.
Bill, you crack me up!
laughing still
oh my goodness....I read that and had to walk away to peel an orange for the monster. Ended up laughing in the kitchen while I had a little voice asking me "what, mommy? what??"
I had to make something up!
Happy Valentine's Day, to you both!
xo
bew
Me and my daughter made these Alien Tine's for her 3rd class - but we left out the probes and the area 51 references - too funny! Hope you get your space invaded!!
Ooh, kinky hide-n-seek, I like it!
Well with a card and gift like that, how could she resist you?
Now that is an outrageous gift. VERY FUNNY GUY...hmm, wonder why ours never beeps when my hubby puts it on his chest?
Hide and seek the stud, very very funny.
I actually rolled my eyes and laughed out loud at this. I only wish my husband tried half as hard. Matter of fact, he actually asked me if I wanted him to buy me something...terrible.
That's awesome...hope the force was with you!
TOO FUNNY! I LOVE IT!
I was going to make a stud joke but you beat me to it. Also, I will admit when I first saw the photo of the card that I thought it was Lauren's Valentine from Max.
Next year if you go with the Valientine theme, you can say she is the center of your orbit, and that there is a force like gravity that pulls you toward her celestial body.
;)
Love the card! Thanks for the laugh!
So glad that Valentine's Day came after you moved out. I can't imagine the noise, while the stud finding was going on , not to mention the probing and whatever... Good Lord! You are too much, William! momo9
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