When we last left our superheroes.....Spiderman was battling the evil Green Goblin.
"Poooooosshhhhhhhh." Spiderman said as he waived his arm. "I webbed you."
"I just used scissors to cut the web." Replied the older, more grey Goblin.
"Foooooosh. You are in a cage." yelled Spiderman as he jumped from the couch (even though he has been told numerous times not to jump from the couch).
"I just used an exploding pumpkin to break out of the cage. KabOOOm."
The Green Goblin rolled on the ground and grabbed Wyatt. "Now I am going to take Wyatt hostage."
"You better go and save Wyatt." Mommy said from across the room.
"I webbed you again. Now I am going to take Wyatt. C'mere Wyatt."
Spiderman grabbed Wyatt and then ran and jumped onto the ottoman which he is not supposed to jump on.
"I am going to throw an exploding pumpkin at Mommy." Cackled the Green Goblin.
"Okay." Said Spiderman completely content that Mommy may explode.
The Green Goblin laughed at Mommy.
"Aren't you going to save me Spiderman?" Mommy cired.
Spiderman rolled his eyes. "Okaaaaaay." He moseyed over to Mommy and half heartedly threw the pumpkin away.
" I am now going to be the Joker. You will be the Hulk." said Spiderman (I mean The Joker) without any respect for the DC Comics/Marvel comics continuity or crossover.
"Hulk Smash Joker with this rock." The Hulk yelled as he picked up a couch cushion like rock and threw it.
The Joker without batting an eye knocked the rock away.
"Wait a minute." said the Hulk. "the Joker can't do that."
"I am Super Strong Joker."
"I am going to take Wyatt prisoner."
"I just webbed you with a little hole for Wyatt to get out. "
"Wait a minute. I thought you were Super Strong Joker." Barked the Hulk.
"Now I am Spiderman."
To Be Continued...........................