And since God knows that I am watching my Cholesterol, he made sure the nutrition label looks like this.
The only thing that God and the fine people at Doritos could do to beat this, would be to come out with Chocolate and Bacon flavored chips. **
*-Yes I know that there is some cockamamy formula that fat and saturated fat magically turn into Cholesterol, but I am not buying it.
**- What? I know you have thought of this flavor combination too.