The phone rings at my parent's house, I can see from the caller ID that it is some type of telemarketer.
"Hello." I answer.
The guy on the other end says, "Yes. Hello. Is Barbara available?"
"I am sorry sir." I said. "But Barbara is married and has been for over forty years. So no she is not available and I do not think my dad would appreciate you calling here trying to hit on her like that."
Crickets on the other end.