Monday, September 10, 2007

Sometimes God smiles upon me

Really, God must like me because the fine people over at Doritos now have two (count em TWO) different flavored chips in ONE bag. And they came out with this fine product right at the beginning of football season.

And since God knows that I am watching my Cholesterol, he made sure the nutrition label looks like this.


Do you see that? Zero Cholesterol.*

The only thing that God and the fine people at Doritos could do to beat this, would be to come out with Chocolate and Bacon flavored chips. **

*-Yes I know that there is some cockamamy formula that fat and saturated fat magically turn into Cholesterol, but I am not buying it.

**- What? I know you have thought of this flavor combination too.

28 comments:

Mainline Mom said...

Yum...

jaime said...

Did you know you can buy a bacon chocolate bar?
Enjoy!

Circus Kelli said...

I never thought of that combo.
Now, however, I would very much like some bacon.

Sandy said...

Have you tried the other flavor? My husband works for Frito-Lay and he brought home some samples for us to try and they are pretty tasty.

Scarlett Wanna Be said...

Just make sure that little chip monster of yours doesn't get to them. I would have one eye on him at all times...all times!

Effie said...

um...interesting...but bacon would be good, on its own...

charlotta-love said...

chocolate bacon? gross.

Stepping Over the Junk said...

RIGHT ON!

Ern said...

You better buy it, mister, if you don't want to take the drugs, the DRUGS.

Sharkey said...

Cockamamie. Now there's a word that doesn't get used nearly enough anymore.

You do know about Bacon Salt, don't you?

soozieq said...

Yum! I wonder if they have them out this way?

Oh and Sharkey, thank you for that link. Now I know what to get the Hubs for his birthday (next year) instead of a baggie full of vanilla wafers!

eclectic said...

Oh thank gawd football season is here!!!! And at our house? All four of the teams we love won their openers. Now, onto tonight's double header!! ***cue the theme music for Monday night football*** Dunh-dunh-duhn DUHN..... bring on the chips and salsa.

Chris H said...

thats cool! enjoy!

Almighty God said...

Enjoy, my child.

Rach the Bach said...

Spotted you from Wherever Ewe Goes....Wow, I adore Doritos, and that looks fantastic. Unfortunately, I am also watching my calories, nutrients, etc...and thus, you'll have to let me know how yummy those things are. And no, Choco-bacon doesn't sound appealing at all. But, enjoy!

kalki said...

Dude, chocolate-covered bacon would be totally freaking awesome. And not hard to make....

Oh, The Joys said...

Oh, here we go.

You and your freakin' chips.

Tell Lauren I said so.

TBG said...

there is a dorito god after all!

I love love love all flavors of doritos!

BOSSY said...

Wow, that's quite a Magic Trick. What else you have for Bossy?

Carrie said...

been there.. had it.

and yeah... it's good.


http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars

Above Average Joe said...

I have seen God, and his name is Frito-Lay

Kami said...

HOLY.

CRAP.

I must have those.

Bradley Egel said...

Now...If they only could come up with fat free chips that DIDN'T give you the runs :)

Bradley
The Egel Nest

Rhen (yestheyareallmine) said...

Wow, God really likes you! Think there is any way you could talk to him about chocolate you can eat all you want of, tastes heavenly but will not add one ounce of weight to your body at all. Just a little favor, please? :)

Stacie said...

Wyatt is gonna LOVE those! ;P
Stacie

Jenny said...

Mmm. Bacon.

Hey, will you email me? I have a question for you -

jenny at blogher dot org

Jamie said...

Never thought of Bacon and Chocolate, but the original Dorito teamed up with a PB sandwich and chocolate milk is my all time favorite! So is the Dorito/butterfinger combo. So I'd go for a 3 flavor bag of peanut butter/chocolate/nacho cheese.

rudecactus said...

Wow. Now that is impressive. Zero cholesterol? How did they pull that off??