2- The number of phone calls I made regarding installing a new dishwasher. One to my brother Dan to ask how easy it is to install a new dishwasher and one to our neighbor Joel to borrow teflon tape.
45-Minutes it took to disconnect and remove the old dishwasher.
5-Times I said a combination of words that started with "son" and ended with "whore".
90-Minutes it took to connect and balance the new dishwasher.
4-Times I said a combination of a word that starts with "M" and ends with "otherfucker".
3-Times Lauren asked me if I needed help immediatley after I said one of the words from above.
3-The number of tools the instructions claim I would need for the project.
17-The actual number of tools I used.
15-Minutes is the total time I spent looking for the tool "that I just used" only to find that I was still holding it or laying on top of it.
10:00-PM is the time I finished installing the new dishwasher.
1- is the total parts I had left over that was supposed to be used but I don't know where it goes and I don't care because the new dishwasher works anyways without it.