Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Dream

"Good morning Lauren. How did you sleep?"

"Awful. I am slightly mad at you."

"Why? Was I snoring?"

"No. But I had this most awful dream about you. You were so mean to me."

"You are mad at me for a dream? What did I do?"

"You were such a jerk. In my dream you were having an affair with some woman..."

"Was she hot?"

31 comments:

Circus Kelli said...

Ooooo... I'm guessing the post ends there because Lauren hit you in the head with a frying pan or something and you were knocked out cold.

Daddy D said...

I love it. It's so true. Women really can be mad at you for a dream they had.

"oh no! You dream cheated on her!" And it wasn't even your dream!

- Jon
- Daddy Detective
- www.daddydetective.com

kalki said...

William, you're so considerate. How nice of you to give Lauren a legitimate reason to be mad at you. :P

Sandy said...

Now that's a question that's guarenteed to make a woman's head explode.

I once had a dream similar to that about my husband...still mad about it quite frankly...lol...

Effie said...

you just ruined your day buddy! Wrong question!

No_Newz said...

I hope she smacked you for that last line. LOL!
I've done the very same to my old man. Once while still in my dream, I beat the crap out of him. He had to shake me to wake me up. He still talks about when I "abused" him. LOL!
Lois Lane

T. said...

For future reference that was the incorrect response. Next time try telling her you are a dog in the dreamworld but in reality you'd never stray. She'll lap it up like a kitten.

Dancewriter said...
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Dancewriter said...

OMG! This is so funny, and sounds so much like something my boyfriend would say! LOL

Alli's Mom said...

just so you know, women can hold things you do in their dreams against you! I've done it before!

Funny though....was she hot sounds like a question my husband would ask!

Mainline Mom said...

That's effing hilarious! But eerily familiar.

Thanks for the compliment on my blog. I'll take Sara Evans over Toni Colette any day.

Sharpie said...

LOL!! That's too funny!! I have totally woken up made at DH for cheating. Why do we have those stupid dreams??

jennifer starfall said...

"was she hot?" oh, william. that was so bad!

i get mad at my husband for cheating on me in my dreams. i've woken up and whopped him one before... luckily, i don't have dreams like that anymore!

Jewl said...

I have had the same converstation. Why can't the woman at least be ugly in your dreams...

erika said...

I've woken up mad at my husband for this exact same reason.

Odd Mix said...

Oh, NO! You did NOT go there...

LizzieDaisy said...

I actually do hit my hub for stuff like that... we make jokes about him having a target tattooed on his arm. Course he does it on purpose for a rise just like you... usually says stuff as he runs out of the room. Chicken shit. :)

Anyway, cold steak for the black eye. Ha. And enjoy the sofa. Hee.

Lauren said...

Embellishing a bit, are we? Let's just say ONE of us does get mad at the other for what happens in their dreams...

Mich said...

William - BAD. Very bad. Enough said.

SoozieQ said...

Bad, BAD William.

lawnwhisperer said...

Bill,

Don't you wish you could morph yourself into Lauren's dreams. It sounds like a cool place to be.

Beth Fish said...

I am beginning to suspect that you and Lauren actually are me and Chris in another dimension or something.

Kami said...

Oh, I've had a dream that Jon was having an affair. I was pissed at him all day.

Anonymous said...

Was she?

Rude Cactus said...

See, it was that last line where I think you really and truly lost the fight ;-)

Suzanne said...

That was not nice william. I've had the same dream and I swear I hated my hubby for days! it's amazing what they do to our heads.

KristieD said...

My father got mad at mother recently for the same thing. SHe had an affair in his dream with an old college buddy of his. He was irritable with her all morning over it. ;) so you're not alone.

Anonymous said...

Wow, this is more common than I thought.

I have those dreams here and there. The weirdest was during my first pregnancy when he was cheating on me with a girl who had tiny cactuses all over her head. They started midget tossing with a group of other people and were ignoring me.

This was 14 years ago and I am STILL upset!

Tammy said...

Sadly, the same conversation takes place in my house in the mornings.

Anonymous said...

For all of these women who have had these dreams, have you ever had a dream where you were cheating on your husband? I bet you all have, and I'm sure, those dreams are never discussed.

eclectic said...

Oh William, I'm late to this party but how funny! I've never had a dream like that. I wonder if I will now?