Monday, April 24, 2006

Insults

These were things that were said to me that may or may not have been insults.

While returning from a walk.

"Bill? What made you think to wear that shirt with those shorts?"

While getting ready to go outside.
"Bill. Pull your socks down! Please."


While waiting to get a haircut for Maxfield.
"Sir? Will you be needing a haircut as well?"

14 comments:

No_Newz said...

You know how some folks wait for Sunday to read the comics, that's how I knew you were waiting for blogger. Can't start a Monday without my fill of Poop and Boogies. :D
Love the pictures of Max! Sorry about all those insults dude.
Lois Lane
P.S. You are going to close your fly aren't you? :P

Anonymous said...

William, I've been thinking. We should paint the bedroom ceiling beige

Mainline Mom said...

I like the first one. I have used it on my husband before.

Effie said...

Will you be needing a haircut as well?

Hahaha!

katherine said...

You will probably never get the worst question, "Are you pregnant?"
Not from a medical professional during an exam, but from a co-worker. Nice!

Stacie said...

Ouch! At least tell me they were'nt black knee socks with shorts..your much too young for that! Stacie

nikkirae said...

Subtle yet not. The best kind!

-n

Somehow Related said...

I'm not one to agree with a lot of things... But I sure can see ALL of those comments being said to you for very good reasons .....

But Hey, you are in a place where it is highly acceptable to wear socks pulled up to the knees and shirts that fill on-lookers heads with "things that make you go hmmmm"
I'm sure you fit right in Bill....
They do say: 'Do as the Natives Do'
don't they?

Poor Lauren....

StepBlog said...

The haircut one is my favorite.

Sharpie said...

I like your wife more and more.

Daddy D said...

Sometimes the words that fly outta people just amaze me!

- Jon
- Daddy Detective
- www.daddydetective.com

Tammy said...

I'm thinking the first one was an insult. The second was a public service announcement. The third, the guy was clearly telling you that you needed a haircut.

just susie said...

I'm thinking we need pictures. Pictures of that shirt with those shorts. The socks pulled up for sure and then the hair.

SoozieQ said...

Yah I agree...some reenactment pictures please.

When I met the Hubs he was in the habit of wearing ACID WASHED JEAN SHORTS (the man was in his 40s at the time and it wasn't the 80's anymore) AND he pulled his socks up.

Needless to say, some times *things* just need to be said ;-)