Lauren: Mother’s day is May 14th.
Bill: Oh right. Thanks for reminding me. (Trying to be sarcastic and funny) I need to get MY mom something.
Lauren: (acting like my attempt at humor is not funny) Heh.
Bill: What? You’re not MY MOTHER.
Lauren: Yeah. You’re right. I am not YOUR mother. So start picking up your own socks off the floor.