Friday, April 21, 2006

During a Phone Conversation

Lauren: Mother’s day is May 14th.

Bill: Oh right. Thanks for reminding me. (Trying to be sarcastic and funny) I need to get MY mom something.

Lauren: (acting like my attempt at humor is not funny) Heh.

Bill: What? You’re not MY MOTHER.

Lauren: Yeah. You’re right. I am not YOUR mother. So start picking up your own socks off the floor.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Put a sock in it Potsy

Anonymous said...

Are you my Mother? SNORT

Anne Glamore said...

My husband keeps calling me mom and thinks it's sexy.

It's not.

Circus Kelli said...

LOL... I LOVE that!

(and I'll remember it for use at a later date in my own home!)

Mainline Mom said...

She is SOOOOO much funnier than you, dude.

Odd Mix said...

I know you probably already realize this, but...

Buddy, you are SO outclassed in the witty barb exchange competition. Just concede, man; just concede.

TBG said...

HA you better get that girl a fabulous gift!

Effie said...

anonymous made me laugh--i remember that book with the big SNORT!

jd said...

Lauren's so funny, Bill! She always has a fast, witty comment for you!

Rob said...

Thanks for the reminder. I'm notorious for forgetting these things.

No_Newz said...

Wow! Do all guys say that? Mr. Lane said that to me while I was pregnant with our second child too. I have to say I didn't take it as well as Lauren. Just remember, father's day comes after mother's day. :P
Lois Lane

Circus Kelli said...

William -- you may concede that she's wittier, but whatever you do -- keep blogging it! :)

Kami said...

Darn straight. I feel like I have TWO kids. UGH.

stepblog said...

I think men fall into one of two camps--the mother's day means a present and ass kissing for their own mothers camp, or mother's day means presents and ass kissing for their own mother AND the mother of their children. Lauren TOTALLY deserves you and your dirty socks to move into Camp 2.

kalki said...

You've definitely met your match. Is there anything better?

Mich said...

LOL - I heart Lauren.

Michael said...

Bill,
That is what Dad would say.

I don't expect anything from Marcus on Fathers Day. I just expect to be allowed to go out golfing that day.

kimmyk said...

'atta girl Lauren. You keep 'em in check.

kittenpie said...

Zing! Oh, go Lauren! Good thing she's so fast - she can totally keep you and Max in line.

mrtl said...

You're playing with fire, my man, talking to a pregnant woman that way.

Stacie said...

See how that works? ROFL We have this same conversation every year at my house...Stacie

Laura said...

My hub tried that on me a long time ago. Suffice it to say that he never did it again.... ever.
There is nothing worse than being married to a woman scorned... LOL!

nikkirae said...

LOL.

A mother is a mother. And what mother doesn't like to be recognized for a job well done. *smile*

Hey there- I'm new here. Just wanted to say Hi and let you know that I'm enjoying your blog.

-n

Drama Mama said...

I am soooooo using that TONIGHT!!

Random and Odd said...

hee hee.

Anne Glamore: if Shaun ever did that I would beat him to death with my rolling pin. Shucks!

Anonymous said...

Mother should I run for President?

Tammy said...

She is so darn funny.

No_Newz said...

I think blogger is done acting a fool, you can update now. :D