Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Warning

The warning label from one of Wyatt's Christmas gifts. For easier viewing, I think, if you click on the picture the image will get bigger.

My favorite is #1. b).

Because every house has "the dusty place".

29 comments:

Patience said...

5. He who makes lables shuld never conslult a dickshunary.

kcinnova said...

I'm gonna guess it was made in a foreign country...where they couldn't find anyone who spoke English!

Our neighbors in Germany always got a good laugh over our warning labels on the beer & wine bottles. They don't have such fiddle-faddle there.

kalki said...

The dusty place is where all the poor neutered soaps go to hide.

Bogart in P Towne said...

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7358768984043835546

Anonymous said...

Re-read it as if it were an adult toy.

Jody said...

OK, seriously, what did you get the kid???

Charity Donovan said...

WARNING: You do not need an education of any sort to read this label.

Chadwick said...

I'm agreeing with Jody - You've got to show us the toy that goes with this warning.

Paige said...

I think I would have gotten to #1 a and decided to throw it away. . . .What is it????

Lindsay said...

You mean some people have only *one* dusty place?

beeeeeeeee said...

Goodness - what did you give your kid that had that kind of warning?

for a different kind of girl said...

My house IS the dusty place!

Also, my husband begs me to not buy the neuter soap, but everytime I go shopping, I'm tempted!

gigglepotamus said...

I'm still trying to figure out how something can catch curtain...

princessbride said...

I want to see what this toy is! Sounds very alarming.

wordmama said...
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wordmama said...

Too bad it doesn't tell me where I can find that neuter soap. It sounds so much easier than the operation.

Steve said...

How does one 'neuter soap'?

Five Left Feet said...

Is it worse to clean the dusty place with neutered soap or paint?

The! said...

"Neuter soap"...so that's how the Hubs' first wife did it! He said he didn't remember consenting to the procedure.

Cole said...

I think the label is funny. As long as it was written by an Asian butchering the English language, it's funny. If it was written by an American, perhaps one of Seamus' former students, then it's horribly sad.

Susie said...

I have a persistent itch in "the dusty place."

iVegasFamily said...

I hope it's not instructions for some kind of educational toy.

Fulton Quads said...

Ok, curious minds want to know, what was the gift? (=

JP said...

This label has made in some Asian foreign country written all over it. I have to remember to jot down recommendable neuter paints

rudecactus said...

Neuter soap is what Bob Barker washes cats with, right?

Aimee Greeblemonkey said...

In "the" dusty place. Awesome.

Mindy said...

Oh my goodness...what kind of gift is this? It sounds like the warning was written by Apu from the Simpsons. Lol.

Lowa said...

Ok what on earth IS the thing?? And is it appropriate for a two year old?? LOL

SciFi Dad said...

Do not taunt happy fun ball.