If you were sent to Sam's Club to pick up 5 lbs of honey, what aisle at Sam's do you think the honey would located?
The aisle marked cereal?
The aisle marked peanut butter and jelly?
The aisle marked spices and sugar?
The aisle marked condiments?
Or the aisle marked tea?
If you were sent to Sam's Club, to get honey, and you were already there for, like forever, and you ask the 90 year old lady wearing a hairnet and plastic gloves, who works at Sam's handing out samples of mint jelly, for assistance in locating the honey and the conversation goes like this:
Me: Excuse me. I am looking for honey.
Her: You are looking for a honey?
Me: No. Just. Honey.
Her: Well if it was A honey. You found one right here.
Do you pretend to flirt with her just so she will direct you to the correct aisle that much quicker?