Thursday, January 04, 2007

Sam's

I was at Sam’s Club the other day and I approached the check out counter, where they were in the middle of a shift change.

“Are you checking me out?” I asked the middle-aged lady who was busy inserting her cash tray into the register.

She gave me a puzzling look and then she looked over her left shoulder and her right and said, “Yes sir. I am.”

And then I said, “Look, I appreciate the compliment but I am happily married.”

17 comments:

Charlotte in Pa said...

HA! She just couldn't help herself.

cat said...

Okay, I admit, it took me a minute, but... BWAH HA! You are such a turd. I love it. SO MUCH.

Oh, and FIRST! FOOYAH!

cat said...

Dammit, Charlotte! You stole my thunder!

momo9 said...

wishful thinking! you are soooo bad! Anything to get a reaction! People will remember you, so don't do anything against the law. Witnesses will tab you in a second. It's bound to come your way sooner or later. Be prepared! ( as the boy scouts say)

Anonymous said...

I think she was eyeballing you.

It is nice that she was middle aged. She must like older men.

Meegs said...

What was her reaction? Eye rolling? :-)

You are a cutie, of course she was checking you out! Lol.

sandy said...

now that is funny!

Kami said...

I SO new that was coming.

teri said...

I think the wife needs to start keeping you in the house. No more interaction with people. : )

Mich said...

Are you still out trolling for middle aged women? I thought you'd gotten a hold of your addiction. Really - it's time to put a stop to this. Think of poor Lauren and the boys!

Mainline Mom said...

you are such a goof. I don't think I could stand to hang around with you too much because I my face would be always red with embaressment.

kittenpie said...

I love it when you find yourself funny. Truly. I do.

Circus Kelli said...

Bwahahahahahaha! That's a good one!

The Kept Woman said...

You big ole hottie!!!

Susie said...

Your mom is so funny. I was laughing at you, but then your mom really cracked me up.
The woman needs her own blog.

OK, the word ver. says, "imhott"
You rigged that, didn't you?

Charlotte in Pa said...

So sorry, Cat. I got a chuckle out of the "Fooyah," though. :-)

kalki said...

Man I wish I could hang out with you.