I was at Sam’s Club the other day and I approached the check out counter, where they were in the middle of a shift change.
“Are you checking me out?” I asked the middle-aged lady who was busy inserting her cash tray into the register.
She gave me a puzzling look and then she looked over her left shoulder and her right and said, “Yes sir. I am.”
And then I said, “Look, I appreciate the compliment but I am happily married.”