Monday, November 13, 2006

Family Resemblance

Lauren was sitting in the living room with Maxfield and Wyatt and I was checking my fantasy football scores in the office. I could hear Max grunting as he was working on a good size bowel movement.

Lauren called to me from the other room, “You know he looks like your brother John when he is pooping.”

I called back, “I am quite disturbed by the fact that you know what my brother John looks like when he is pooping.”

I could hear her eyes roll from the other room. “ I meant when Max is pooping he looks like your brother John. The way Max makes that face.” She said.

“Oh.” I said. “What does that say about my brother John?”

14 comments:

Effie said...

HAHAHA!

Poor John--is that why he's called "John"? 'Cause he looks like he's going to the john?

LOL!

Anonymous said...

I know we were close growing up but I don't think that I ever saw Juan throw down a deuce.

Anonymous said...

Ohhh, Now that I thought about it...Maybe ,when on the throne, John's feet don't touch the ground either. Same as Max !

momo9 said...

Lauren, where do you come up with these thoughts? And William, why would you print about her strange thoughts? Bathroom humor is never funny to me. Who does Max look like when he throws up? He is darling all the time, so is L.W. But I never associate looks with private times or gross times. Wonder who Lauren thinks you look like, William, while you're doing the "wild thing"!? Be careful, she comes up with some "doo"zies!

momo9 said...

L.W. you must get to blogging again! Please! William is resorting to distasteful humor, at your expense! Get to it!

Anonymous said...

I heard Maxfield uses a driving Iron also .

Kami said...

Interesting.

Kami said...

She needs to throw that one out at Christmas dinner!

Accidental Poet said...

Somehow you manage to paint Lauren as a woman of infinite patience.

Queen Bee said...

Zing!

eclectic said...

Hahahahahaha!

Lowa said...

What happened is that Lauren caught a glimpse of her brother-in-law. It just happened to be while her son was producing a large BM. I think she was trying to be nice, to say how Max looks like YOUR side of the family, etc etc. At least at that particular moment. Not her fault it happened while he was pooping.

Right when I read what she said, I KNEW you were going to ask how she knew what your brother looked like when he is doing the same thing. She DID walk right into that one, living with the man she lives with. LOL

I love bathroom humour. Drives my kids nuts! I laugh and carry on about farts and all much more than the four of them combined.

Good times!

Slinger said...

This has to be one of the funniest posts/conversations I have read in a long time.

Laura said...

Ok, that was hilarious... and then I read Effie's comment. This is why I love coming over here. LOL!!!