Monday, November 06, 2006

Campaign

For the midterm election my extinguished colleague has decided to run an “attack ad” against me on Dad Vs Dad. So I now have to run one.


I am William and I approve of this message.

I will not stoop to attack Dad Vs Dad. I will merely state the facts.

My wife is beautiful. Fact.

My kids are cute. Fact.

Poop and Boogies Blog posts to date= 522.

Dad Vs. Dad Blog posts to date= 102.

Poop and Boogies Average posts per week=4.

Dad Vs Dad average posts per MONTH=3

My Mother loves me more than she loves him. Fact.

My Dad *can beat up his dad. Fact.


If you leave a comment on the LawnWhisperer’s blog that means the terrorists won.





*I know that we have the same same Dad, but Lawnwhisperer often contends that I am the offspring of the mailman.

22 comments:

Amanda said...

You make me laugh. I love reading your blog.

I would vote for you anyday!

ladybug said...

*writing in my vote*.....

MOMO9!!!!!

Michelle said...

I'll write in a vote for 2 of your other brothers, Jim & Mike!

I happen to be a friend of their wives so I am a little biased but they still get my vote, even if Mike's a Cowboys fan! Dallas SUCKS!

kimmyk said...

Oh this was good!

It's a good thing you didn't stoop to a whole new low like many men before you running for counsel.


Although, I've never seen LW's kids or wife...I'll just have to trust ya.

Kami said...

You know you have my vote.

Teri said...

you got my vote as well, as long as you're not too conservative, then I might have to jump ship.





PS. you do look like the mailman. I think LW might be right about this one.

momo9 said...

I Love YOU!

Effie said...

I vote for Lauren!! teehee!

(I kinda visit here first thing every morning, and, 'cause LW doesn't post often I don't visit him often)

Adam said...

So are you implying the mail man could take your brother's dad?

Mailman said...

Bill,
You are not my son but I wish it otherwise. Your Mom was always faithful, not like those tramps down the street I "delivered" the mail too. No one could ever beat a dad with a heart big enough for a wife, nine kids,and assorted relatives,in-laws, outlaws, and grandbabies.

Mailman said...

Bill,
I am the Mailman and I am your dad, but I vote for Lawnwhisperer.
Even though you were my only offspring who celebrated Halloween, I still have always thought you to be, too soft.
An actor, an artist, and a comic book reader walk into a locker room full of players. All 3 get swirlies.

Jennie said...

You guys both crack me up, so I check your blogs whenever I can and I'm not ashamed to admit that the cute pictures and stories reel me in every time! Sorry LW, but I'll stay loyal to you too, I also have a Lukatic at home!

cat said...

Dude, if the frickin' campaign commercials around here were even the slightest bit as funny as yours, I probably wouldn't be so sick of this whole mud-slinging, muck-raking election that I'm ready to just say "I fart in your general direction!" and vote Green. Or Libertarian. Or, you know, just vote for you.

Ortizzle said...

I haven't been around long enough to vote. That's my excuse. (Is LW looking? No? O.K. I vote for the cute kids!)

stepblog said...

Are you implying Lawn Whisperer's wife and kids are not beautiful and cute, respectively? Picking on the women and children? Politics have gotten so ugly...

Platypus said...

William, I don't know what to say. I have to admit that now you've shown me LW's blog I may have to visit from time to time to check it out but is it OK if I promise to feel guilty about it?!

Katherine said...

mwahahahahaha!!!!!!

Laura said...

Here's another vote: I've never heard of the Lawn Whisperer's blog, but I've heard of yours!

Now I'm uh...off to find out more about him. You know, just to keep tabs on the whole political scene...

kalki said...

I love you guys.

No_Newz said...

No more comments for that Weedwhacker, not from me, not now, not later, no way, no how. Those terrorists aren't going to win with me around!

Mainline Mom said...

You are too funny for your own good.

grace said...

Lawn Whisperer and You are like Prime Steak and Spam. You like both of them, just one in secret.