Monday, June 06, 2005

I Can Dream, Can't I?

“You know Lauren, I was thinking maybe I should become a block captain for the Neighborhood Watch.”

“Oh great. I can see it now. You’ll want to get a CB radio, Walkie Talkies. You’ll be sitting on the front porch with binoculars.”

“I know. It would be great. I would be like Batman but only in the suburbs.”

5 comments:

Susie said...

Go for it. Think of all the excellent blogfodder.

Cole said...

If you need an oafish, alcoholic and heterosexual Robin, I'm there.

Effie said...

Would you be wearing the cape and tights too?

Circus Kelli said...

Wow. Now *there's* a mental image... sorta like Mr. Incredible (in a general way, 'cause like, I don't really know what you look like, and I really *not* trying to make any comment on your physique... ugh. Nevermind)

mrtl said...

uh huh - man looking for a reason to hang outside with binoculors...

I quote Pam Ayers (Susie knows her as the chick who wrote "Honey."):
"Some women likes undressing in the dark. Some they likes to leave the light is on. And that when I comes by, with me beady little eye. 'Cause I likes to be a Peepin' Tom."