Thursday, January 10, 2008

Truth Hurts

"Lauren, would you still find me attractive if I was bald?"

"Why?"*

"It's just that over the past few weeks, when I take a shower, I have been noticing a lot of hair in the drain catcher thing."

"Really?"

"I think I am losing my hair and you know how vain I am about my hair."

"It is probably just a combination of body hair and a little from you head."

"No. I think it is pretty much all from my head."

"Really? Darn!"

"Why? You won't find me attractrive as a bald man?"

"I just know that you could stand to lose a little hair from your back, is all."**



*Notice she did not answer the question.
** Again, no answer to the question.

24 comments:

Patience said...

Isn't this the same as "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Circus Kelli said...

Hi William!

Susie said...

I notice neither of your commenters has answered the question either.

SciFi Dad said...

You would make a fine looking bald man (however, given that I have never actually seen your image, that opinion may not be worth much.

Anonymous said...

Lex Luthor, Yoda, and that martian guy from the Flintstones were all fine looking men. I heard they all had too much back hair as well.

nobody you'd know said...

Hey! I'm eating here!

Stacie said...

ROFLMAO...oh, sorry.

I think baldness can be sexy.

Teri said...

I think she'll divorce you in a heartbeat if you lose your hair. Sorry.

Maybe a good wig would be in order?

theotherbear said...

You can get spray on hair. I saw it on an infomercial. Although I can't help but wonder if people would notice if you just painted the bald patch.

kalki said...

The thing is, I'm pretty sure Lauren is already out of your league, even with all your hair.

;)

sari said...

well, if she's shorter than you (and she most likely is) than she won't see the top of your head, anyway.

Nilbo said...

Yeah, what Kalki said - you're already fighting out of your weight class. That said, a full head of hair is sooo overrated.

Male pattern baldness is caused by heightened levels of testosterone. So if you're happy being a little testosterone-challenged, go ahead, comb away.

As for her concern about back hair: chide her for being so shallow. call it "fur". It makes us cuddly.

Oh, The Joys said...

Back hair? For real?

Lauren is really living THE SEXY LIFE, no?

Golightly said...

I really love hair.

On the head...

The husband no longer has any there.

I really love the husband.

I miss do the hair.

Erin said...

You aren't losing the hair on your head. It's just moving south for the winter. : )

The culprit said...

My hair is slowly making the migration to my chest -- at least I'll be able to see it when my wife decides it's time wax OUCHHH!!!

Morrisquads said...

George the Animal Steele... coolest. guy. ever.

bbsgirl said...

Bald is sexy if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

I hear they can transplant hair from your back to your head.

Ern said...

I think this falls under the "for better or worse" clause, right?

SoCal Dad said...

Unfortunately I have plenty on my back that I can give you. I hate it.

eclectic said...

Hairless everywhere is far preferable to hairy everywhere. Just my two cents, but I don't even notice bald if there's a friendly smile and broad shoulders. (A hairy back though, that's kinda icky.)

No_Newz said...

Don't fret baly sour, my dad was bald and mom didn't ditch him. He had a tee-shirt that said, "The less hair I have, the more head I get." When I finally got the meaning of that shirt, it was more ewww than funny. :)

Mainline Mom said...

I did not think I would like my husband as a bald man, but I am sorta getting used to it. Of course, he doesn't have any to lose from his back. :)