"Lauren, would you still find me attractive if I was bald?"
"Why?"*
"It's just that over the past few weeks, when I take a shower, I have been noticing a lot of hair in the drain catcher thing."
"Really?"
"I think I am losing my hair and you know how vain I am about my hair."
"It is probably just a combination of body hair and a little from you head."
"No. I think it is pretty much all from my head."
"Really? Darn!"
"Why? You won't find me attractrive as a bald man?"
"I just know that you could stand to lose a little hair from your back, is all."**
*Notice she did not answer the question.
** Again, no answer to the question.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
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Isn't this the same as "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Hi William!
I notice neither of your commenters has answered the question either.
You would make a fine looking bald man (however, given that I have never actually seen your image, that opinion may not be worth much.
Lex Luthor, Yoda, and that martian guy from the Flintstones were all fine looking men. I heard they all had too much back hair as well.
Hey! I'm eating here!
ROFLMAO...oh, sorry.
I think baldness can be sexy.
I think she'll divorce you in a heartbeat if you lose your hair. Sorry.
Maybe a good wig would be in order?
You can get spray on hair. I saw it on an infomercial. Although I can't help but wonder if people would notice if you just painted the bald patch.
The thing is, I'm pretty sure Lauren is already out of your league, even with all your hair.
;)
well, if she's shorter than you (and she most likely is) than she won't see the top of your head, anyway.
Yeah, what Kalki said - you're already fighting out of your weight class. That said, a full head of hair is sooo overrated.
Male pattern baldness is caused by heightened levels of testosterone. So if you're happy being a little testosterone-challenged, go ahead, comb away.
As for her concern about back hair: chide her for being so shallow. call it "fur". It makes us cuddly.
Back hair? For real?
Lauren is really living THE SEXY LIFE, no?
I really love hair.
On the head...
The husband no longer has any there.
I really love the husband.
I miss do the hair.
You aren't losing the hair on your head. It's just moving south for the winter. : )
My hair is slowly making the migration to my chest -- at least I'll be able to see it when my wife decides it's time wax OUCHHH!!!
George the Animal Steele... coolest. guy. ever.
Bald is sexy if you ask me.
I hear they can transplant hair from your back to your head.
I think this falls under the "for better or worse" clause, right?
Unfortunately I have plenty on my back that I can give you. I hate it.
Hairless everywhere is far preferable to hairy everywhere. Just my two cents, but I don't even notice bald if there's a friendly smile and broad shoulders. (A hairy back though, that's kinda icky.)
Don't fret baly sour, my dad was bald and mom didn't ditch him. He had a tee-shirt that said, "The less hair I have, the more head I get." When I finally got the meaning of that shirt, it was more ewww than funny. :)
I did not think I would like my husband as a bald man, but I am sorta getting used to it. Of course, he doesn't have any to lose from his back. :)
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