Yesterday I went to Lowes (which has become a daily trip with all the projects we are doing) to return some "L" brackets I bought. The guy behind the return counter took my receipt and processed my return. He handed me back my reciept and said "Thanks Bob."
I don't think he was trying to be funny. I think he thought that Bob was really my name.
Bwahahahaha! I'm surprised the charges go through when you do that. :)
ReplyDeleteI will admit to thinking about signing a fake name now whenever I use my credit card thanks to you.
How could another man not know who Bob Villa is?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA! I love that!
ReplyDeleteAwesome!!! I love it...I'm gonna have to get hubbie to do that next time!!!
ReplyDeleteclassic. I just scribble nothing...like loops and stuff. Sometimes a big "M" with a line (my name starts with an "M". They never check the sigs
ReplyDeleteBob Villa, huh? Good deal! I used to call my husband, "tool man". That started after he electrocuted himself.
ReplyDeleteHey William
ReplyDeleteIf you're going to forge Bob Vila's name, you're going to have to spell it right, ya dope.
ReplyDeleteThat is fantastic. Surely his subconscious processed it, and it hit him about an hour later. "Wait a minute..."
ReplyDeletewow you crack me up everyday
ReplyDeleteTalk to Lawnwhisperer and get him to bring back Dad vs. Dad
ReplyDeleteYou're not Bob Vil(l)a?!??!?!?
ReplyDeleteOMG.
ReplyDeleteThat, my friend, is funny shit.
You can sign with anything...they don't look...I frequently sign for my wife and vice versa...
ReplyDeletevery funny though...
Bradley
The Egel Nest
Makes you terrified of losing your credit cards. Mine were stolen once and used by a man, signing my name which would never be mistaken for a man's name.
ReplyDeleteNext time you should charge it to the Underhills.
Oh, that's really funny!!!!! Sounds like something my husband would do! :)
ReplyDeleteHey this is in response to what you said on Nilbo's site. Us Candians call turtlenecks just that. Turtlenecks. What I think you mean by "tuc" is Toque which is a knit hat or cap. Sometimes called a "beanie" I think??
ReplyDeleteTHAT is a toque. Although I actually think I am spelling it wrong!
Hope this helped you a little:)
What you are not Bob Villa?
ReplyDeleteAt the bar where I use to work, one of the bartenders would go to the liquor store to get our order and would always sign some famous name - Einstien or Lincoln.
happy turkey day!!!
I once worked in a sporting goods store (I. Goldberg, remember them?) and someone signed a charge slip "Fraudulent Signature." Wise guy.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving to you and your delightful family :)
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm glad for you.
ReplyDeleteyou know, it's a wonder that nobody gets you in big trouble for doing that, Mr. Villa....teehee
ReplyDeleteHappy American Turkey Day!
Happy Thanksgiving, Bob. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat about Bob?
ReplyDeleteOK, that wasn't even funny in my head, but I'm too lazy to backspace and delete. Just thought I'd wish you and your family a wonderful Thanksgiving. I'm glad you hang out here.
That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteCan you install tile in my bathroom next week?
My husband says that Bob Vila is the only man I'm allowed to have an affair with, but only until he finishes the upstair bathrrom and the kitchen. Then I have to end things. Unless we decide to put a shower in the basement.
ReplyDeleteStumbled on your blog the other day and have found it rather amusing! Thanks for having this up here. All I can tell you is that when I grow up I want to blog like you.
ReplyDeleteThat is great! I have to say, Bob Villa makes me crazy! Why does he dress like that - he is working on a house, and his shirt is tucked?!
ReplyDeleteAlso, your "Getting Old" post is hilarious! I had to read it to my husband ( not that he EVER gets grey ear hairs :) )
STOP!!
ReplyDeleteThat is so great!
You are a hoot!
Thanks for the laugh. That's pretty good.
ReplyDeleteThat.
ReplyDeleteIs.
Hysterical.
Bossy knows someone who bought one of Bob Villa's houses. Apparently it was a mess of plumbing, wiring, and other Do-it-Yourself debacles.
ReplyDeletenils and bossy crack rzdrms right up. always.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I do that all the time. If receipts are to be believed Jimmy Hoffa bought Vitamin Water and cheese at a Northern Virginia grocery store the other night.
ReplyDeleteHell.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny, and scary.