Thursday, December 16, 2010

Must be Italian.

"Frah-Gee-Lay. It must be Italian!" Mr. Parker says with excitement.

"I think that says fragile honey." Mrs. Parker corrects him.

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60 comments:

Molly said...

My boyfriend would love this! I hope I win....

Here's one of my favorite lines:
"Remember, George: no man is a failure who has friends."

From "It's a Wonderful Life"

all the best,
Molly Ruggles (tappywazoh@yahoo.com)

Cathy said...

Love Actually: "Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love."

I love that quote because that's what love is really about - diving in, making yourself vulnerable to what will either kick the shit out of you, or turn into the most wonderful thing you'll ever have. It's a gamble but it's worth it.

Catherine
catherine.combs@gmail.com

Melodie said...

Best line ever - my boys use it all the time: "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup." From Elf with Will Ferrell

subaruthie said...

From "We're No Angels":

Joseph: I'm going to buy them their Christmas turkey.
Albert: "Buy"? Do you really mean "buy"?
Joseph: Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it.

Ruth
subaruthie @ gmail . com

Sharkey said...

JP would LOVE to have this!

*nasally, sing-songy child's voice* Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings! */nasally, sing-songy child's voice*

TheGeneticGenealogist said...

"Shitter was full!"

Becky said...

That there is an RV! - Best Christmas flick ever.

3jaysmom said...

You are quoting my FAVORITE Christmas movie ever!

I suppose one of my favorite lines would definitely be:

"I triple dog dare ya!"

Yup. I know of no human who will turn down a triple dog dare!

Happiest of holidays to the whole Poop & Boogies Family!

catdoggg said...

From "A Christmas Story"

Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Catherine S

catsullivan at gmail dot com

Amy M. said...

I have to use "The Grinch"!

"And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store? What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?

Merry Christmas!

Amy M. said...

Sorry - my email is amyandkevinm@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

I love all Christmas movies, good ones and cheesy ones. Christmas Story may still be my favorite:

"I can't put my arms down!"

"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

"You used up all the glue on purpose!"

Julie Keller
mikejuliekeller@gmail.com

Tipsico said...

"Charlie Brown, you're the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest."

Carter said...

"I beat the (poop) out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something."

Bad Santa.

Bobbie said...

From Elf:

"I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite."

and when answering the phone: "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"

I work in an office and really wish I could answer the phone that way around Christmas.

bobbie-bevins@uiowa.edu

Kristina said...

Elf is a great Christmas movie but it has too many funny lines!

Buddy: Who the heck are you?

Gimbel's Santa: What are you talkin' about? I'm Santa Claus.

Buddy: No, you're not.

Gimbel's Santa: Uh, why of course I am! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Buddy: Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?

Gimbel's Santa: Um, Happy Birthday of course. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. How old are you son?

Kid with Santa: Four.

Gimbel's Santa: You're a big boy. What's your name?

Kid with Santa: Paul.

Gimbel's Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas?

Buddy: Don't tell him what you want, he's a liar.

Gimbel's Santa: Let the kid talk.

Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?

Gimbel's Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.

Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.

Gimbel's Santa: Look, I'm not kiddin'.

Buddy: You're a fake.

Gimbel's Santa: I'm a fake?
Buddy: Yes!

Gimbel's Santa: How'd you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.

Buddy: You stink.

Gimbel's Santa: I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right.

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

or, actually one great line is "The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear"

xtina827@comcast.net

Megan said...

My absolute favorite courtesy of Clark W. Griswold:
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse."
From "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"

Megan said...

My absolute favorite courtesy of Clark W. Griswold:
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse."
From "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"

megan_vandusen@hotmail.com

Days said...

"You are what the French call "les incompetents." From Home Alone. I used to tell me youngest brother this all the time.

DebSheils said...

From Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:

Donner: Alright, son, try it on.
Rudolph: I don't want to, Daddy. I don't like it.
Donner: You'll like it and wear it!
Rudolph: But Daddy, it's not very comfortable!
Donner: There are more important things than comfort: self respect! Santa can't object to you now.

Debsheils@gmail.com

Brandy said...

You already used my favorite movie for your quotes but here it is:

Ralphie: ] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Charity Donovan said...

'Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."

I'm with you...A Christmas Story is classic!

charityd AT centurytel DOT net

Laura Leigh said...

Santa Claus: Don't cry, Karen, Frosty's not gone for good. You see, he was made out of Christmas snow and Christmas snow can never disappear completely. It sometimes goes away for almost a year at a time and takes the form of spring and summer rain. But you can bet your boots that when a good, jolly December wind kisses it, it will turn into Christmas snow all over again.

From "Frosty the Snowman"
lsquare69@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

"I don't care if the house is on fire, do not knock on this door"

From:Scenes from around the dinner table 1

Anonymous said...

"Barb, take that bottle away from Dan"

From:Skip and Barb's 40th

Anonymous said...

"You have some Mayo on your cheek."

Quiet Time

Paula said...

Gen. Thomas F. Waverly: I got along just fine without you in the Army.

Emma Allen: Yeah. It only took 15,000 men to take my place.

(from White Christmas)

Paula

PWheelMusic -at- bellsouth - dot - net

April said...

Ralphie: Hey Dad! I'll bet you'll never guess what I got you for Christmas!
Ralphie's Dad: A new furnace?
Ralphie: That's a good one, Dad.

- A Christmas Story

We're getting a new furnace for Christmas, so it's only appropriate.

tracey said...

"Jelly of the month club, its the gift that keeps on giving."

"Shitters full"

Christmas Vacation

Tracey (traceymills12@gmail.com)

Michelle said...

Favorite Movie line: "Santie Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?" - Cindy Lou Who from "How The Grinch Stole Christmas"

Merry Christmas to you & your family!
michelle@mcallister.ws

Jillian said...

From Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:

"She thinks I'm cute. She thiiinks I'm cuuuuuute." I say this all the time!!!

Kuckie said...

From Christmas Vacation:

"I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s**t he is! Hallelujah! Holy s**t! Where's the Tylenol?"

I love Clark Griswold, don't you? Merry Christmas!

jen kuck
jenkuck@gmail.com
jenkuck.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

From "It's a Wonderful Life":

GEORGE (becoming violent): Please, Clarence, tell me where she is.

CLARENCE: You're not going to like it, George.

GEORGE (shouting): Where is she?

CLARENCE: She's an old maid. She never married.

GEORGE (choking him): Where's Mary? Where is she?

CLARENCE: She's . . .

GEORGE: Where is she?

CLARENCE (in self-defense): She's just about to close up the library!

That's my favorite.
Mr. Miyagi
kbmoyer@verizon.net

Bogart said...

Dude...you so need to become a coffee snob. It becomes so much fun to be sad every morning because the coffee is never good enough. claire and I find it so rewarding!

Bogart said...

Well, I guess I better leave a quote from my favorite holiday movie...

Clark: "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

Eddie: "Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark."

Christmas Vacation

Mary said...

Charlie Brown: Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
Linus Van Pelt: Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about.

"And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"
That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

Gets me EVERY TIME. <>

Kate Giovinco Photography said...

I love Tassimo!

I also love the Christmas story but I think I might love Christmas Vacation more.

My quote is from Christmas Vacation:

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

Britomart said...
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Samah said...

I have two!!

"Smiling is my favorite!" - Elf

aaand since I can't choose -

"One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri"
Max barks
"I don't know, it's some kind of soup" - The Grinch.

samahmajadla at gmail dot com

bew said...

We answer the phone randomly throughout the year:
"Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"

as for my personal favorite...
from Nestor the Long Eared Christmas Donkey... right before the snow covers them, his mom reminds him to tuck in his ears...
"Ears, Nestor." and with that.. sighs... well, i love that movie

bew~
brown_eyed_wife at the yahoo place

kcinnova said...

I am not a coffee connoisseur(Con-nus-sore...must be French) but I do like a good cup of coffee... or three. I think one of those machines would be pretty spiffy (old school nerd) and I like the environmentally (En-viron-ment-ally. Must be Hippy) friendly disks, too.

From "It's A Wonderful Life" --

George Bailey: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.

Mary: I'll take it. Then what?

George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?

[famcolvin at juno DOT com]

NMSpeedy said...

from the old Rankin/Bass Santa Claus is Comin to Town

Burgermeister Meisterburger - "I hate toys! And toys hate me! Either they are going or I am going and I definitely am not going"

Christine said...

From Mrs.Claus in Rudolph: Eat Papa,eat.

Michelle said...

"bah, humbug"

jo_mamma@frontiernet.net

Aimee Greeblemonkey said...

My hubby is the coffee conn-a-sore. He would love this! aimee at greeblemonkey dot com

and THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL!!!!

Elaine said...

"My brother looked like a tick about to pop."

or "Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense."

Both from the best Christmas movie ever made, " A Christmas Story"

I Luuuuves me some Tassimo coffee!!

Awesome post-have been a lurker for years. Only a giveaway with coffee could draw me out!!

Thanks!

Elaine (elewis3@insight.rr.com)

chitozbaby said...

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and ......leave you for dead?

Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

**what I ALWAYS want to say to at least HALF of my family on the Merriest Day of the Year

LOVE the blog!

for a different kind of girl said...

This isn't really my favorite Christmas movie, but I love the sentiment of the line - "Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing," from The Santa Clause.

My favorite holiday movie quote is from 'Elf,' and I think it's my favorite because it's appropriate for so many situations (or maybe I just like to say it for so many situations)(I can be annoying like that) - "You sit on a throne of lies!"

kindof_agirl@yahoo.com

Judy said...

"You're lucky you didn't cut your eye. Those things have been known to kill people." ~ Ralphie's Mom in A Christmas Story

Ann said...

More coffee would start the new year off just right!
From The Santa Clause:

Scott Calvin: Johnny, naughty. Gary, nice.
Beautiful woman walks by.
Scott Calvin: Veronica, VERY nice.
Veronica: In your dreams, sleigh boy.

Happy Holidays, Ann (ausmith125@comcast.net)

Anonymous said...

"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loudly for all to hear." Buddy the elf

glovandenbush@new.rr.com

Anonymous said...

Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.

The Old Man: All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screw driver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and I'll shove it in

This is my favorite line from A Christmas Story. It's my favorite Christmas movie. My little brother was the skinniest,pickiest kid ever and earned himself the nickname Randy because of it. He's 16 now and he answers to his real name and Randy still...

kaiasmom2003@yahoo.com

Claire said...

"You'll shoot your eye out"

Claire (clairetaulbee@gmail.com)

Carolyn said...

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

Carolyn
hogancd at comcast dot net

o_O said...

Fave Xmas movie - The Family Stone. I always blub at the end.
Fave line - "Let your freak flag fly". Words of wisdom!

love,
Heidi

heidijaynejames at hotmail dot com

Karen Deborah said...

Wow how do you get to test coffee makers? what a deal! I am in a panic to remember a movie line. I would love a new coffee maker especially since mine cost $5 at the Goodwill and that's hippy too. Love your foreign endorsements. I can't think of anything!
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn," Rhett Butler, Scarlett was so stupid snivelling over Ashley the wimp when she had that hunk. It's not Christmas but it's great with coffee.
kdmcgivney@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

"I didn't do it!" from the kid on the naughty and nice monitors.

The Polar Express.

Tassimo should carry Saxbys Coffee

Meegs said...

Great giveaway!

I love pp mentioned "no man is a failure."

But for my favorite, I don't think anything beats, "Stuck? Stuck. Stuck!!!!!"

Jess said...

Schlomo: A menorah is, uh, like the nightlight of our people. In times of darkness it shines on the whole world reminding us not to be afraid to be different, but to be proud who we are.
-Rugrats Chanukah special

SciFi Dad said...

"It's craptacular."
- Bart Simpson

Hope this is open to Canadians (KAH nay dee ens; must be Canadian)