Monday, December 06, 2010

Junk

So apparently and allegedly Brett Favre had done it. And then there was this kind of popular dad blogger, Dad Gone Mad, who used his popularity and recognition as a reason/excuse to (allegedly) do it. I am talking about sending pictures of their junk to people.

I figure I need to do it as well. But since I don't have everybody's email addresses I will, in the effort to save time and what not, just post pictures of my junk on my website.

Here are pictures of my junk.

This is the junk in my garage. I do not know how it got there or how to even use half of the junk there. It is just there.


This picture is of the junk on the top of my chest of drawers. Lauren hates my junk on the chest as well as the fact that it clutters the drawers. This is the junk that litters my pockets everyday.

This last picture is of the junk that I pull out of the laundry on a regular basis. The picture above is a collection from just the past week. An Elephant, a domino a Lego Star Wars light saber a die from a board game and yes, that is a partially eaten pickle that I had taken from the washer after I had run it. I have no idea why any of my kids would have put a half eaten pickle in their pocket, but it sure did make me laugh when I found it as I was transferring the clothes to the dryer.

What kind of Junk do you have after you run your laundry?

12 comments:

for a different kind of girl said...

I'm not one to brag, but my junk is huge. I gasp each and every time I see it. I just need my husband to touch my junk (and put most of it out to the curb).

James (SeattleDad) said...

Haha. You have some nasty and gnarled looking junk William.

ChopperPapa said...

I have one junk draw, it holds everything. I, annually, will empty it out just to make more room for the crap that accumulates there.

I've yet to determine how any of it finds it way into the drawer.

kcinnova said...

That pickle is the best junk EVER. I only find candy wrappers in the kids' laundry.
I have more junk than I know what to do with... my husband has plans for my junk, but I'm trying to keep his hands off it.

SciFi Dad said...

Your junk is... far less manicured than I would have expected.

Charity Donovan said...

My name is Charity, and I'm a not-so-recovering junk drawer kind of addict. I wouldn't be surprised if you found our family dog in that drawer....ahhhhhhhh welllll...looks like I'm in good company at least. =)

lpfischer said...

My laundry junk is mostly socks - single socks. And coins; the coins are all mine, clearly. Since I do all the laundry here, no-one cares to argue that point. Other than that, keys, Bakugan action figures, and when the girl was smaller, lots and lots of sand, pebbles, stones, and sticks.

Michelle said...

lMy junk consists of rocks, lots of rocks, hair ties, Barbie shoes, gum wrappers and iPod earbuds. Never have I found a half-eaten pickle. But finding one would be awesome. It would go well with a half-eaten PB&J sandwich.

Anonymous said...

He He pickle and junk... he he

Pamela said...

I don't have a picture of it but long long ago my mother bought me a heavy duty washer from Lowe's. After a short while it started making a horrible noise. Called the repair man to come fix it and he found a guitar pick stuck by a fan type motor making a sound like a playing card in bicycle spokes. Apparently it had slipped in between the washing machine lid and the drum.

Anonymous said...

What you gonna do with all that junk?

It goes well with your lady lumps.

sari said...

I keep empty jars on top of the hot water heater to put all of the junk in. You would be surprised at the stuff I find in people's pockets. I'll have to take a picture.