She told me all the things she needed to consider when buying her new bathing suit, which I did not understand was such a complicated issue. She did not want an "old lady" suit. She wanted a two piece, but not a bikini. She did not want a "mom bathing suit" but at the same time she did not want a suit that said she was trying too hard to look young. She wanted something that looked good but was also comfortable and practical.
Like I said, it was complicated.
We were heading to the beach and I could tell she was somewhat self conscious about the suit.
"I am sure you will look great." I said, "Besides you will sitting next to me and in comparison to me you will look like a Victoria's Secret model."
"Thanks Bill. Its just that..." She paused. "Wait. What? Are you saying I don't normally look as good as a Victoria's Secret model?"
And at that point I shut up.
She looked great.
I sneaked a few pictures of her.
She won't let me post any.
Is it weird that I want my screen saver to be one of those pictures?