I was at the dentist office yesterday getting some work done. You know how it is when you are at the dentist, they have drills, saliva suckers, cotton and other things in your mouth while the dentist asks you questions and has a conversations with the assistants and all the time you can't actually answer or participate in the conversation because your mouth is full.
This is all the stuff I wanted to say but never got the chance.
"If my mouth looks like Newark than I guess my ass would be Camden."
"Rihanna has herpes? Was it Eye Herpes?"
"You guys should sell advertising space on all the walls in here."
"That's what she said."
"Can we please stop talking about Rihanna."
"A-Rod sucks. Not because he took steroids but because he is a Yankee."
"Holy Ca-rap! That hurt."
"Moooooon River. Are you using the whole fist doc?"
"That's what she said." (again.)