Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Recurring Dream

I keep having this recurring dream. It is starting to bother me. In my dream, I go to use a public restroom. Just as I am settled in, pants around my ankles and all, my cell phone rings. Out of no where, theat freaky Verizon guy with the glasses from the Verizon commercials appears in the stall with me. Then all of the wireless network people from the commercial appear in the bathroom. The one guy even drops from the ceiling on a rappel line.

I then get stage fright and cannot go.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't your 'team' just wait outside?

Teri said...

do you have Verizon? maybe you should switch so the dream stops.

too funny, only you would have this dream.

Kami said...

Well, it's because you aren't supposed to DO THAT in public, William.

Circus Kelli said...

LOL -- That's hysterical! I'd LOVE to see that on a commercial!

Amanda said...

You crack me up!!!!!! I just had my boss read this post.

Jewl said...

I don't think all those people would fit in the stall... and from your previous posts about farting I don't think you would have to worry about them staying for too long.

Anonymous said...

I think it comes from growing up in a family of eleven with one washroom

deneen said...

A side effect of the Double Stuff Oreo orgy I am sure.

Anonymous said...

You have never been afraid of the stqage

kalki said...

Do NOT tell Cat you took your cell phone into the bathroom.

eclectic said...

It's the network. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stacie said...

Is LawnWhispering guest posting today or does this sort of thing run in the family?

Stacie

sari said...

Whenever I'm in a public restroom and someone's talking on their phone, I flush the toilet a lot. Just to make sure the person they're talking to knows they're in the bathroom.

Not that this has to do with anything, but I thought I'd share.

mole said...

WE ARE EVERYWHERE.......Can you hear us under the bed? Can you hear us in the closet? Can you hear us in New Jersey? Can you here me now? Now thats Reliable

No_Newz said...

Now that is what I would refer to as a booty call.

Mainline Mom said...

Performance anxiety?

Anonymous said...

I think LW aka "Dr. Gupta" had a course in psychology...maybe he could analyze this for you and share with the rest of us...

kimmyk said...

lay off the msg my friend.

Lynn said...

Maybe it's because of your brother's recent embarrassing doctor appointment! Poor guy.

The Kept Woman said...

Wow. That's deep.

But the real question is, can you hear me now?

momo9 said...

No privacy? Are you feeling crowded? Need your own space? Get it? That's it, in a nut shell! Plus Doritos and Coke before bedtime will give you scary dreams everytime!

sari said...

It sounds like the Magic House has closed it's doors for business!

momo9 said...

Sari, the Magic House is always open, just that the visitors must return to home and work. No time for play and magic left. Maybe soon again! No one knows who will come through that magic door next or when. Magic happens here on a regular basis. The laughter of children make it so.

sari said...

It's good to know you can always come home. :-)

My dad, he has a Magic House also.

judypatooote said...

OK William, I have to ask, are you drinking before you go to bed?

Anonymous said...

You have shy bladder syndrome. :) mastercard credit

cat said...

Seriously, William what have I TOLD you about taking your cellphone into the bathroom?!

GOSH!

It's like I don't even KNOW you anymore.

Connie said...

That is too funny. I dream about trying to find a bathroom all the time. I hate that. I don't want to dream about bathrooms.