I keep having this recurring dream. It is starting to bother me. In my dream, I go to use a public restroom. Just as I am settled in, pants around my ankles and all, my cell phone rings. Out of no where, theat freaky Verizon guy with the glasses from the Verizon commercials appears in the stall with me. Then all of the wireless network people from the commercial appear in the bathroom. The one guy even drops from the ceiling on a rappel line.
I then get stage fright and cannot go.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
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Can't your 'team' just wait outside?
do you have Verizon? maybe you should switch so the dream stops.
too funny, only you would have this dream.
LOL -- That's hysterical! I'd LOVE to see that on a commercial!
You crack me up!!!!!! I just had my boss read this post.
I don't think all those people would fit in the stall... and from your previous posts about farting I don't think you would have to worry about them staying for too long.
I think it comes from growing up in a family of eleven with one washroom
A side effect of the Double Stuff Oreo orgy I am sure.
You have never been afraid of the stqage
Do NOT tell Cat you took your cell phone into the bathroom.
It's the network. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is LawnWhispering guest posting today or does this sort of thing run in the family?
Stacie
Whenever I'm in a public restroom and someone's talking on their phone, I flush the toilet a lot. Just to make sure the person they're talking to knows they're in the bathroom.
Not that this has to do with anything, but I thought I'd share.
WE ARE EVERYWHERE.......Can you hear us under the bed? Can you hear us in the closet? Can you hear us in New Jersey? Can you here me now? Now thats Reliable
Now that is what I would refer to as a booty call.
Performance anxiety?
I think LW aka "Dr. Gupta" had a course in psychology...maybe he could analyze this for you and share with the rest of us...
lay off the msg my friend.
Maybe it's because of your brother's recent embarrassing doctor appointment! Poor guy.
Wow. That's deep.
But the real question is, can you hear me now?
No privacy? Are you feeling crowded? Need your own space? Get it? That's it, in a nut shell! Plus Doritos and Coke before bedtime will give you scary dreams everytime!
It sounds like the Magic House has closed it's doors for business!
Sari, the Magic House is always open, just that the visitors must return to home and work. No time for play and magic left. Maybe soon again! No one knows who will come through that magic door next or when. Magic happens here on a regular basis. The laughter of children make it so.
It's good to know you can always come home. :-)
My dad, he has a Magic House also.
OK William, I have to ask, are you drinking before you go to bed?
You have shy bladder syndrome. :) mastercard credit
Seriously, William what have I TOLD you about taking your cellphone into the bathroom?!
GOSH!
It's like I don't even KNOW you anymore.
That is too funny. I dream about trying to find a bathroom all the time. I hate that. I don't want to dream about bathrooms.
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