When expecting a phone call on your cell phone, do not set it on vibrate, put it in your pocket, and then go pee. It causes quite a mess when it “rings” in midstream
I am going to die! ROFLMAO!!! I have it on vibrate in my pocket and forget its there...it always causes a little scream when it goes off....scares the crud outta me! Stacie
Bwhahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou must have one hell of a vibrator, absolutely no self controll, or a very small... uh, I'll stop with the first two.
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ReplyDeleteGreat. I so needed that visual today!! :)
ReplyDeleteYikes....hope you didn't have light colored khaki pants on or anything!
ReplyDeleteI am going to die! ROFLMAO!!! I have it on vibrate in my pocket and forget its there...it always causes a little scream when it goes off....scares the crud outta me! Stacie
ReplyDeleteThat is hysterical.
ReplyDeleteThat is pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteROFL! Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
ReplyDeleteEw.
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ReplyDeleteOh Thanks for sharing... Oh visual... Oh shake it off...
ReplyDeleteooooooh my I am laughing so hard at that one.
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ReplyDeleteOh yes! I DID just go there!