"Bill, you are not allowed to buy candy corn ever again."
"I can't stop eating them."
The next day.
"Bill, where are the candy corn?"
"I ate them all."
"You ate the whole bag?"
"Yes. You said you didn't want them in the house."
"No. I said you shouldn't buy any more. Not that you should eat an entire bag by yourself. "
"I was just trying to help out."