Last night Lauren and I are watching The Biggest Loser and the one dude, Seth, (not the other guy that cries every ten seconds) gets weighed in at 204 lbs.
I turned to Lauren, “Wow, he weighs about what I weigh.”
“You don’t weigh 204.” She said.
“No but I weigh about 200. I fluctuate but I am about 200 pounds right now.”
She just looked at me.
“Great.” I said, “You look at him and you look at me, and now you think I am fat.”
She was silent for a moment. She looked at the TV. Looked at me.
Choosing her words carefully she said, “No…….Bill……I am sure….he is just….ummm….shorter than you.”