I was telling my brother John how I eat a grapefruit from my tree every morning (see picture) Ya know since I live in Florida and what not. This is the email he sent me.
Listen, this morning I woke up and went down stairs for breakfast. I poured a cup of coffee ( 2 sugars) and went outside on my back yard bench. I quickly ran bac inside and grabbed my coat, my hat, and a pair of mittens. Anyway, I wanted to be able to eat something growing from one of my trees, cause you inspired me to do so. So I went over to my arborvitea, and peeled off some bark. I made a bark sandwich. It was a bark and cheese on wheat. It was a rough sandwich, and a little sappy, but better than your friggin grape fruit."
He totally cracks me up.