tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post883556759709685066..comments2024-03-26T08:30:30.060-04:00Comments on Poop and Boogies: Don't get me.WILLIAMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00719470271284761917noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-10849851691992665872007-10-09T11:06:00.000-04:002007-10-09T11:06:00.000-04:00OMG that is hilarious...I'll have to try that next...OMG that is hilarious...I'll have to try that next time I'm at my parents house.MPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03981936279721759649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-63633985873377294902007-09-25T21:52:00.000-04:002007-09-25T21:52:00.000-04:00That's hilarious. My hubby loves to play with tel...That's hilarious. My hubby loves to play with telemarketers too. He actually looks forward to it. Usually he acts like he can't hear them and asks them to repeat themselves. He'll say bad connection and keep asking them to repeat. They usually get so frustrated they hang up on him.NH Yocalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04706404613228845440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-37063035066818155652007-09-23T04:48:00.000-04:002007-09-23T04:48:00.000-04:00Ha ha ha ha ha brilliant and funny... I like it he...Ha ha ha ha ha brilliant and funny... I like it here!Guilty Secrethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08421149287486690752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-2310415894498351482007-09-22T13:31:00.000-04:002007-09-22T13:31:00.000-04:00You have received a reward from the Nest...come by...You have received a reward from the Nest...come by and see :)<BR/><BR/>Bradley<BR/>The Egel NestThe Egel Nesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11475452898579351376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-2788982208019109962007-09-22T11:18:00.000-04:002007-09-22T11:18:00.000-04:00Now that is how you handle a salesman!Now that is how you handle a salesman!Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03948217674898022349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-45294455237668774022007-09-22T08:39:00.000-04:002007-09-22T08:39:00.000-04:00Why didn't I think of that?Why didn't I think of that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-48010742738144558132007-09-21T19:49:00.000-04:002007-09-21T19:49:00.000-04:00Funny! "Yes, may I please speak to Mr. -" CLICK! ...Funny! <BR/><BR/>"Yes, may I please speak to Mr. -" CLICK! That's my approach. Next time I'll try to have a little fun with them.Sorting Through The Pieceshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01851099904854114009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1044017822788801042007-09-21T18:01:00.000-04:002007-09-21T18:01:00.000-04:00Ha bloody ha..... you obviously are quick off the ...Ha bloody ha..... you obviously are quick off the mark!Chris Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03599144462630400401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-14079860759660790272007-09-21T17:21:00.000-04:002007-09-21T17:21:00.000-04:00I'm impressed that they had the first name! We usu...I'm impressed that they had the first name! We usually get "Is Mrs. So-and-So home?" Inevitably, they botch my family name, which is always my first tipoff.<BR/><BR/>I love your response. To be a fly on the wall in the telemarketer boiler room at that very moment!<BR/><BR/>Your blog is wonderful, btw. I can't stop smiling.carmilevyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00360045114379957605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-56077464005497032162007-09-21T17:20:00.000-04:002007-09-21T17:20:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.carmilevyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00360045114379957605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-15798110614772999012007-09-21T17:13:00.000-04:002007-09-21T17:13:00.000-04:00"No, but she will be in about 6 minutes. Hold ple..."No, but she will be in about 6 minutes. Hold please." And then set the phone down, still connected, and walk away.eclectichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01827218552901306334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-55826477573783873042007-09-21T15:13:00.000-04:002007-09-21T15:13:00.000-04:00Well, I'm personally a fan of the crickets. That'...Well, I'm personally a fan of the crickets. That's good comedy, there.sarihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16144333694009700155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-59305617995211272412007-09-21T14:36:00.000-04:002007-09-21T14:36:00.000-04:00I just hand the phone to my 2 yr old.I just hand the phone to my 2 yr old.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-18047836611701224212007-09-21T14:35:00.000-04:002007-09-21T14:35:00.000-04:00you funnyyou funnymrtlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00543697287419720918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-27819644772833816252007-09-21T13:57:00.000-04:002007-09-21T13:57:00.000-04:00Ahhhahaha. Love it. I'm going to start using tha...Ahhhahaha. Love it. I'm going to start using that. I'm surprised we haven't thought of that at my house. We are very literal. For instance, if a guy calls for my sister and she doesn't want to talk to him, she just "steps into the living room" and I tell the guy, "I'm sorry, she just stepped out." It IS the truth...Charlotta-lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17694362692847403727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-78828345395515995852007-09-21T11:20:00.000-04:002007-09-21T11:20:00.000-04:00So funny. If they ask if Barbara is there, feel f...So funny. If they ask if Barbara is there, feel free to say yes and hang up, as you have answered their question.Moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05422796516804813561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-6091030644554193382007-09-21T10:28:00.000-04:002007-09-21T10:28:00.000-04:00Was he a marketer of etchings?Was he a marketer of etchings?OhTheJoyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05031731198115388411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-32959490948525631072007-09-21T10:17:00.000-04:002007-09-21T10:17:00.000-04:00When my brother-in-law was a teenager, he answered...When my brother-in-law was a teenager, he answered the phone & it was a telemarketer looking for his mom. His reply was "she doing 20 years in prison, call back then!" His dad, brother (my husband) & his mom (not locked up) were all sitting in the living room & cracked up laughing as they heard this.<BR/><BR/>Now I have 2 answers for the telemarketers (in addition to the threat that I'm on the Do Not Call list). Good story!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-38745449941149486282007-09-21T08:46:00.000-04:002007-09-21T08:46:00.000-04:00That was awesome!Bet it was a first for that telem...That was awesome!<BR/><BR/>Bet it was a first for that telemarketer!Sharfahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10511102087436910709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-34974817795384016422007-09-21T08:37:00.000-04:002007-09-21T08:37:00.000-04:00Bwahahahaha! That's FUNNY!What would you have said...Bwahahahaha! That's FUNNY!<BR/><BR/>What would you have said if the telemarketer asked if Barbara was there?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01015442439562633822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-54271366692178273082007-09-21T08:33:00.000-04:002007-09-21T08:33:00.000-04:00Oooh! I'm so gonna steal that one for the next te...Oooh! I'm so gonna steal that one for the next telemarketer!!Patiencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10032185243684487586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-82207378754347326572007-09-21T08:18:00.000-04:002007-09-21T08:18:00.000-04:00First!And heh. I love your quick, dry wit. So, SO ...First!<BR/><BR/>And heh. I love your quick, dry wit. So, SO much.<BR/><BR/>If I were a telemarketer, I'd tell all my telemarketing colleagues to call you, just to see what you'd come up with! You know, add some spice to our day!<BR/><BR/>Then again, if I were a gainfully employed telemarketer, I'd probably have to kill myself, so...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com