"Bill, you are not allowed to buy candy corn ever again."
"Okay. Why?"
"I can't stop eating them."
The next day.
"Bill, where are the candy corn?"
"I ate them all."
"You ate the whole bag?"
"Yes. You said you didn't want them in the house."
"No. I said you shouldn't buy any more. Not that you should eat an entire bag by yourself. "
"I was just trying to help out."
awesome! great conversation :)
ReplyDeletehe he he
ReplyDeleteThat is so kind of you! You sacrifice you're own blood sugar level for the sake of your wife's health. Wotaguy!!
ReplyDeletethey are from the devil...
ReplyDeleteThe things we do for love...
ReplyDeleteYou are a good man. Any husband that would sacrifice for his wife that way...man alive, I aspire to be you.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Mix Candy Corn with Peanuts...wonderful.
Bill, you are such a dear!This is not Lauren's first pregnancy. You should know by now, what she means when she says something. You must always listen between the lines, when a pregnant woman speaks. I will be right over with some candy corn, Lauren. Keep it hidden from the boys,all three of them. momo9
ReplyDeleteoh boy, with the snickers fiasco and now this, it's a wonder you are still with us!
ReplyDeleteNever buy candy until the day of Halloween
ReplyDeleteI would have done the exact same thing.
ReplyDeleteYour poop is going to be orange, yellow and white. Good luck with that.
ReplyDeleteI love candy corn but should be let nowhere near the stuff.
ReplyDeleteOne word of advice:
ReplyDeleteNEVER mix them with salted peanuts!
It's more addictive than either on their own!!
Yes more Candy Corn.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with this candy corn? I even had to find it on my Everest game on the i phone?
ReplyDeleteI suppose I'll just have to try and findsome next time I'm over there to see what all the fuss is about.
Dude, I tried to bail you out on the Ho-Ho issue . . . but nobody was buying it. So, you're on your own with this candy corn fiasco.
ReplyDeletethis just made me remember I have hidden candy I need to go eat.
ReplyDeleteSo let me get this straight. Not only did you NOT buy her a snickers, but you also ate ALL of the candy corn? What the hell is the matter with you man?
ReplyDeletePicky, Picky...
ReplyDeleteeeekkk!! i hate candy corn ... but when you're pregnant ... hey ... sometimes it really doesn't matter
ReplyDeleteBleh. Certain things I am powerless to resist, but candy corn? NOT one of them. Bleh! So, Lauren can have my share, and I don't even mind!!
ReplyDeleteYes Candy Corn is a necessity this time of year! Each year about this time the shopping cart gets pulled in that direction to buy some. Funny how that happens huh!?
ReplyDeleteThis reminds of the Noggin song..."I don't like Candy Corn..." I know that Moose is lying...he's just trying to get it all to himself! LOL!
ReplyDeleteSaw your blog on my friend April's blog.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, for the record, if you mix peanuts with candy corn and eat it like a trail mix, it tastes just like a Payday bar...mmmmmmmmm
I"m not even pregnant and I keep buying and eating bags all by myself. Yesterday in Target I grabbed a bag and Nathan said "Mom, why are you getting those?" and I replied "because Mommy LOOOOOOVES them."
ReplyDeleteDude, you take one for the team and get grief for it still! Though how hard did you crash after consuming all that sugar??
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