tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post6810500331599353018..comments2024-03-26T08:30:30.060-04:00Comments on Poop and Boogies: Elevator EtiquitteWILLIAMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00719470271284761917noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-40527212016727901582008-06-02T10:36:00.000-04:002008-06-02T10:36:00.000-04:00We have a friend who often walks away from the gro...We have a friend who often walks away from the group for a moment, then comes back. When we ask what he was doing, he replies: "Crop dusting." It's his favorite term for the walk-and-fart. He just keeps walking whilst leaving a vapor trail.Charlotte in Pahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162503445349075691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-84331511635868476072008-05-31T19:16:00.000-04:002008-05-31T19:16:00.000-04:00Your post has made me LOL and reminded me of my da...Your post has made me LOL and reminded me of my dad who liked to toot at work and walk away to another area! Some of his were seriously noxious! :)Reginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04371024143982395921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-32399086675852233202008-05-30T17:34:00.000-04:002008-05-30T17:34:00.000-04:00I'm chuckling so much the dog has jumped off the s...I'm chuckling so much the dog has jumped off the sofa, talking of which she normally turns and sniffs her butt when she does it. Then looks around as if to say "Was that me?"<BR/><BR/>You could have stood there with a look of distate - everyone knows everyone likes the smell of their own, so that way they would know it wasn't you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-43498560849376779472008-05-30T14:24:00.000-04:002008-05-30T14:24:00.000-04:00once again I am laughing out loudonce again I am laughing out loudEmilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08599815746582485234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-46461590753086410672008-05-30T13:06:00.000-04:002008-05-30T13:06:00.000-04:00"That wasn't me. Mine smell much better than that..."That wasn't me. Mine smell much better than that."Yanivhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01487831910924501194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-57576614394556057832008-05-30T10:54:00.000-04:002008-05-30T10:54:00.000-04:00People, I must interject ... Fart and Go ... that'...People, I must interject ... Fart and Go ... that's the way it should be. Life is full of walking into other people's messes. You take those lemons and make lemonade ... like Poops did with this very funny post.Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-51317034418962921622008-05-29T13:51:00.000-04:002008-05-29T13:51:00.000-04:00Man, I wouldn't be caught near that fart. But you'...Man, I wouldn't be caught near that fart. But you're right, one should stay on the elevator until the smell disappears. But of course, it's always the innocent ones who get killed or hurt by drive by farting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1948472116225563532008-05-29T09:06:00.000-04:002008-05-29T09:06:00.000-04:00That just ain't right. And hey, someone used my f...That just ain't right. And hey, someone used my favorite term in the world - shart!Chris Cactushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12224025916935179333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-51180652220925076592008-05-29T07:00:00.000-04:002008-05-29T07:00:00.000-04:00It would serve the dirty do-er right if what you w...It would serve the dirty do-er right if what you were smelling was actually a shart.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-8642467670397116862008-05-29T00:00:00.000-04:002008-05-29T00:00:00.000-04:00dude. this is freaky. this happened to me THIS E...<B>dude.</B> this is <I><B>freaky</I></B>. this happened to me THIS EVENING on my six-floor ride down. <B>I.DID.NOT.FART!</B> it was the putz before me; seriously! <I>::stupid farter::</I> (p.s. this hasn't ever happened to me before. like i said: freaky.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-4012408913324196412008-05-28T21:43:00.000-04:002008-05-28T21:43:00.000-04:00Same goes for department stores...if you fart in a...Same goes for department stores...if you fart in an isle you should remain in the isle until it's all good again - or at least warn people! For the love of all that is good in the world, there is seriously nothing worse than having to *take credit* for someone else's butt matter!Charity Donovanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06769537763273275146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-39860339775921928172008-05-28T20:55:00.000-04:002008-05-28T20:55:00.000-04:00Wink at the people who board the elevator and say,...Wink at the people who board the elevator and say, "That was for you."joannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08912406941157279441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-11864244762029927692008-05-28T20:07:00.000-04:002008-05-28T20:07:00.000-04:00riiiiiiight. *wink*riiiiiiight. *wink*Suzy-Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03160021278644336665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-60918621540041315612008-05-28T17:16:00.000-04:002008-05-28T17:16:00.000-04:00Darn it...at least when you have the kids with you...Darn it...at least when you have the kids with you, you can say, "Did you pass gas...daddy smelled it and it is not nice!"<BR/><BR/>LOL<BR/><BR/>You don't know how many times I blame the baby..."Smells like you need a diaper change!"<BR/><BR/>The problem...if you get too comfortable you might use the baby excuse only to find that you left the house alone.<BR/><BR/><BR/>The MaidThe Maidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16954368486795800412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-18481956066381170262008-05-28T09:47:00.000-04:002008-05-28T09:47:00.000-04:00This was just hilarious--my sympathies. (p.s. I l...This was just hilarious--my sympathies. (p.s. I love reading your blog!) --Anonymous DublinerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-15886539189823934322008-05-28T08:27:00.000-04:002008-05-28T08:27:00.000-04:00Why is it the rider's problem when the building cl...Why is it the rider's problem when the building clearly has a barking spider infestation? Don't always assume the worst William!<BR/><BR/>-BogartAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-84618212195388053572008-05-28T06:28:00.000-04:002008-05-28T06:28:00.000-04:00C'mon, Bill. Like you haven't ever been the guilt...C'mon, Bill. Like you haven't ever been the guilty party. Maybe it's just karma getting back at you for what goes down around these parts...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-27057145686980372812008-05-28T00:30:00.000-04:002008-05-28T00:30:00.000-04:00hahahahaha! This is awesome! I posted about fart...hahahahaha! This is awesome! I posted about farting today too! Maybe that person had a lot of fiber and couldn't contain it ;-)LilSasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06904517936441186426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-55526783664621159482008-05-28T00:12:00.000-04:002008-05-28T00:12:00.000-04:00I think that people that fart in public should be ...I think that people that fart in public should be shot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-12872970924282785122008-05-27T21:52:00.000-04:002008-05-27T21:52:00.000-04:00Some things you should just keep to yourself, beca...Some things you should just keep to yourself, because "Methinks the man protest too much." =)JPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01468967573202811526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-3927775745898654652008-05-27T20:08:00.000-04:002008-05-27T20:08:00.000-04:00He who smelt it dealt it. Just saying...He who smelt it dealt it. Just saying...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-9190833534809388182008-05-27T19:27:00.000-04:002008-05-27T19:27:00.000-04:00I just blame it on the kid.I just blame it on the kid.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03920139418524671401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-64279366728644939722008-05-27T18:04:00.000-04:002008-05-27T18:04:00.000-04:00Geesh!! You'd think with all Dr. Oz teaches us on ...Geesh!! You'd think with all Dr. Oz teaches us on Oprah people would know it's not enough to "toot" and then get on the elevator thinking you've left the smell behind (heehee) you. You must swoosh your pants a little....THEN get on the elevator. We get on our elevator over here and are smacked with the smell of kimche. Yeah, now that's a wake up in the morning! Phew!<BR/>dawnDawn's Daily Journalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08633980042633418063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-39912513350906418812008-05-27T16:21:00.000-04:002008-05-27T16:21:00.000-04:005th floor... Tires, Garden Gloves, Lingerie..Wha...5th floor...<BR/><BR/> Tires, Garden Gloves, Lingerie..<BR/><BR/>What's that smell?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-72481452945522330082008-05-27T14:13:00.000-04:002008-05-27T14:13:00.000-04:00This has never happened to me and I've been riding...This has never happened to me and I've been riding in elevators for years.<BR/><BR/>maybe it was you, who's to say?Terihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02959102592207253255noreply@blogger.com