tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post1224703915636633895..comments2024-03-26T08:30:30.060-04:00Comments on Poop and Boogies: ScarWILLIAMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00719470271284761917noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-32121816791732082832009-04-06T01:45:00.000-04:002009-04-06T01:45:00.000-04:00got caught up in a bad crowd when u were younger(g...got caught up in a bad crowd when u were younger(gangs). and they cut u when they found out u were leaving the gang.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-23537462867459119492008-08-22T10:12:00.000-04:002008-08-22T10:12:00.000-04:00You were sitting at this awesome sushi bar and the...You were sitting at this awesome sushi bar and the chef lost control of the knife, and well, let's just say you can eat sushi for free anytime you want...JPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01468967573202811526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-44138970126246933812008-08-19T03:28:00.000-04:002008-08-19T03:28:00.000-04:00Grow a long beard or invest in some turtle necks. ...Grow a long beard or invest in some turtle necks. Then there'll be no explainin'!Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-33130880449155916502008-08-18T16:41:00.000-04:002008-08-18T16:41:00.000-04:00I like Lauren's story...creepy!you've got some cre...I like Lauren's story...creepy!<BR/><BR/>you've got some creative readers, eh?!Effiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05085720274984698685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-6963439296577052362008-08-18T11:10:00.000-04:002008-08-18T11:10:00.000-04:00You were trampled by fans at a Jonas Brothers conc...You were trampled by fans at a Jonas Brothers concert.<BR/><BR/>And no, that doesn't make you gay.<BR/><BR/>The MaidThe Maidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16954368486795800412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-7505840334547029582008-08-17T21:25:00.000-04:002008-08-17T21:25:00.000-04:00You were bit by a presbyopic vampire. Missed your ...You were bit by a presbyopic vampire. Missed your carotid by about 3 inches. Loss of blood is what caused your mind to malfunction. Vampire disappointed with so little blood, stitched you back with the lace from his shirt..he is now looking for a pregnant woman, carrying her third son. Keep your doors locked and don't leave home alone at night.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-73479498247890226322008-08-17T09:27:00.000-04:002008-08-17T09:27:00.000-04:00it's from the surgery you had to remove all traces...it's from the surgery you had to remove all traces of girl-making sperm.Carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609271335050441615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-13247710891096895132008-08-17T00:00:00.000-04:002008-08-17T00:00:00.000-04:00You're really one of The Borg, and your human suit...You're really one of The Borg, and your human suit doesn't quite fit right.<BR/><BR/>(I had a cyst once - it was a lipoma (or fatty cyst) on my side, by my ribs. I saw it, it was gross. It looked like chicken fat. They just cut it out and said "here, look, bye" and threw it in a jar. Blech!)sarihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16144333694009700155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-24513763060139387312008-08-16T12:18:00.000-04:002008-08-16T12:18:00.000-04:00Isn't that the same operation they perform on tran...Isn't that the same operation they perform on trannies?Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14985551962784298632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-10692992834016188652008-08-15T22:43:00.000-04:002008-08-15T22:43:00.000-04:00Abducted by aliens. That spot on your neck was rea...Abducted by aliens. That spot on your neck was really itchy so you went to the doctor. The alien probe was discovered during an x-ray. You had it removed, but the FBI and CIA confiscated it and you are now strongly advised to avoid discussing it. But you have pictures of the crop circles to prove it. <BR/><BR/>But seriously, did you get to see it after the doctor cut it out? I love gross stuff like that. When I had my gall bladder removed I was so pissed they wouldn't let me see it. Or even one of the stones. Whatever man, I mean it was mine right? Why couldn't I just see it? I know. I'm disgusting.Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10546710584372716343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-58055254534032314022008-08-15T16:17:00.000-04:002008-08-15T16:17:00.000-04:00I had the SAME thing done to me... and being post ...I had the SAME thing done to me... and being post 4 years now, the scar does fade and appears more like a "new" crease.... <BR/><BR/>Thanks for sharing!<BR/><BR/>http://daddypapa.blogspot.comRich Marinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08056689806774456960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-29251511522277356632008-08-15T13:07:00.000-04:002008-08-15T13:07:00.000-04:00Geez, after all those excellent stories...I got nu...Geez, after all those excellent stories...I got nuthin.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10548224510968474278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-44942224390677751802008-08-15T12:04:00.000-04:002008-08-15T12:04:00.000-04:00You've taken up full contact golf/badmiton.You've taken up full contact golf/badmiton.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-46156695247018998852008-08-15T10:14:00.000-04:002008-08-15T10:14:00.000-04:00I think all your stories were perfect.I think all your stories were perfect.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01573900907169057680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-57094484281825884842008-08-15T08:56:00.000-04:002008-08-15T08:56:00.000-04:00Go with the vague..."What? Oh that? Well, I can't ...Go with the vague...<BR/><BR/>"What? Oh that? Well, I can't really go into it, being in the Witness Protection Program and all..."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01015442439562633822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-54801054691229390872008-08-15T08:04:00.000-04:002008-08-15T08:04:00.000-04:00When they ask say "what scar?" Freak out when you...When they ask say "what scar?" Freak out when you ask for a mirror and see it and start talking about the aliens that have found you again and the experiments.<BR/><BR/>have funAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-34452029447399103602008-08-15T00:26:00.000-04:002008-08-15T00:26:00.000-04:00It WILL fade a lot more than you think. Keep sunb...It WILL fade a lot more than you think. Keep sunblock on it.Ernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14027399109183646256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-5118073122046848542008-08-14T20:48:00.000-04:002008-08-14T20:48:00.000-04:00That's where the aliens implanted your 3rd "child"...That's where the aliens implanted your 3rd "child" and you had it removed and implanted into Lauren so she could stop walking around with the pillow under her shirt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-25232203235515938372008-08-14T20:43:00.000-04:002008-08-14T20:43:00.000-04:00That's actually where the aliens probed you at.That's actually where the aliens probed you at.The Woman Undonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10658732691603020963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-58041636709575637232008-08-14T20:30:00.000-04:002008-08-14T20:30:00.000-04:00you donated tissue to cover up your brothers third...you donated tissue to cover up your brothers third nippleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-16078573735464054222008-08-14T20:29:00.001-04:002008-08-14T20:29:00.001-04:00you donated tissue to fix your brothers ear drumyou donated tissue to fix your brothers ear drumAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-64242389071161867962008-08-14T20:29:00.000-04:002008-08-14T20:29:00.000-04:00you donated tissue to replace your brothers append...you donated tissue to replace your brothers appendixAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-12116430487096289532008-08-14T20:26:00.000-04:002008-08-14T20:26:00.000-04:00obviously in a class prank at the 20th reunion mee...obviously in a class prank at the 20th reunion meetingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-40722699268178152772008-08-14T20:25:00.000-04:002008-08-14T20:25:00.000-04:00you injured yourself trying to make a girl with yo...you injured yourself trying to make a girl with you wife. it involved a bat wing, eye of newt and a goat horn. you are 12 shots into the rabies sequenceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-21255637518751810392008-08-14T20:23:00.001-04:002008-08-14T20:23:00.001-04:00The President nicked you while putting the medal o...The President nicked you while putting the medal of honor on you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com