tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post116522997946673063..comments2024-03-26T08:30:30.060-04:00Comments on Poop and Boogies: SenselessWILLIAMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00719470271284761917noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165742409272085412006-12-10T04:20:00.000-05:002006-12-10T04:20:00.000-05:00OMG I hate it when my daughter does that shit! Sca...OMG I hate it when my daughter does that shit! Scares the hell out of me. She is 28 months now and just the right age for the "lets scare the hell out of mommy) stage in public. <BR/><BR/>She has a speech disorder and is in therapy to learn to talk so cannot even say her own name yet. I freak out at the thought of her being separated from me in a store somewhere. sheesh. <BR/><BR/>No wonder I have gray hair(s).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165504720044595012006-12-07T10:18:00.000-05:002006-12-07T10:18:00.000-05:00Please God, let that NEVER happen to me. I guess ...Please God, let that NEVER happen to me. <BR/><BR/>I guess that's partially why Nathan doesn't get to walk around in stores much. He still sits in a cart or stroller anywhere we go, even though his feet are so big I can hardly get them through the seat holes.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01573900907169057680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165427102905007052006-12-06T12:45:00.000-05:002006-12-06T12:45:00.000-05:00I love that LW called you a smacked ass.That makes...I love that LW called you a smacked ass.<BR/><BR/>That makes me chuckle.kimmykhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15527009466610518600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165371552505411292006-12-05T21:19:00.000-05:002006-12-05T21:19:00.000-05:00Man my heart was racing right along with yours.Tha...Man my heart was racing right along with yours.<BR/><BR/>That is such a scary thing to go through. Been there. Done that.kimmykhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15527009466610518600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165342184545810862006-12-05T13:09:00.000-05:002006-12-05T13:09:00.000-05:00Hey guess what? You swear as much as *I* do when ...Hey guess what? You swear as much as *I* do when stressed! LOL<BR/><BR/>Glad it turned out okay. You've been officially inducted into the Real Parents Hall of Fame now. Crisis averted, all is well. At least now you can say you've got it out of the way.<BR/><BR/>I, myself, got officially inducted into the Real Critical Care Nurse Hall of Fame yesterday. No longer a poser. Yep, my patient 'coded', I called a Code Blue, and we saved a life. Whew. Glad to mark THAT off my 'to-do list'. Now I never have to have another First Code again. ;)<BR/><BR/>Same with you, see? You never again have to have a First Lost Child experience. Woot!ToadyJoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02911748583361210821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165340328651520662006-12-05T12:38:00.000-05:002006-12-05T12:38:00.000-05:00This is the particular reason that the shopping ca...This is the particular reason that the shopping cart and I are best friends. I would die if one of my two boys wandered away. <BR/><BR/>Ok..so I've been a lurker..find your blog incredibly funny..I love that even though you are way down in Florida and we are way up here in Winnipeg, Manitoba (yep that's Canada) so may things in life can be the same! <BR/>ps..was happy to see you changed your nutrition label! :-)Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07913810009684651993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165340276656472562006-12-05T12:37:00.000-05:002006-12-05T12:37:00.000-05:00I. Hate. That!!!'nuf said.I. Hate. That!!!<BR/><BR/>'nuf said.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165340133860667692006-12-05T12:35:00.000-05:002006-12-05T12:35:00.000-05:00wow, I can't imagine how scary that would be! Hom...wow, I can't imagine how scary that would be! Home depot is huge! it takes me a long time to find my missing husband in there. <BR/><BR/>I used to hide in the center of clothing racks like Effie said, too. :o)sometroublehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01400978344263504650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165322303544562732006-12-05T07:38:00.000-05:002006-12-05T07:38:00.000-05:00When she was about four or five years old, my olde...When she was about four or five years old, my oldest daughter began to do that on purpose. She'd hide in the racks of clothing in the department stores. Scared the crap out of me, too. <BR/> There is no feeling on earth like that one that you described, the fear and then the relief.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165295629676075382006-12-05T00:13:00.000-05:002006-12-05T00:13:00.000-05:00That is the worst. feeling. ever!I'm glad it was j...That is the worst. feeling. ever!<BR/><BR/>I'm glad it was just a mischevious 2 year old wandering away and not something much worse.Roxannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03092366237053524032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165295131122573072006-12-05T00:05:00.000-05:002006-12-05T00:05:00.000-05:00Man. I knew it would end well and still my heart ...Man. I knew it would end well and still my heart was in my throat. Also, the cursing is totally hot. (Does that make me weird? Oh well, whatever. I love it.)<BR/><BR/>Give Max a hug for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165291469498891552006-12-04T23:04:00.000-05:002006-12-04T23:04:00.000-05:00*That* is the worst feeling in the world. I lost ...*That* is the worst feeling in the world. I lost track of Isaac once....it's hard to walk when you feel like your heart has dropped into your shoes.Denise B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08215875955831300801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165289984931532662006-12-04T22:39:00.000-05:002006-12-04T22:39:00.000-05:00Kids always manage to do that to us.Kids always manage to do that to us.Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04877277112077789044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165286032959696562006-12-04T21:33:00.000-05:002006-12-04T21:33:00.000-05:00Man. I was feeling scared FOR you as I read that.O...Man. I was feeling scared FOR you as I read that.<BR/><BR/>Once my daughter decided to hide in the house and I freaked the hell out thinking she had gotten out. I gave her great big hugs and kisses after I finished whoopin' her ass for scaring the shit out of me.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06139481165589786016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165278572156910932006-12-04T19:29:00.000-05:002006-12-04T19:29:00.000-05:00I've had nightmares like that. Makes you want to ...I've had nightmares like that. Makes you want to put a leash on them! Well, maybe not...Idaho Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00466078882752412292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165277877474304852006-12-04T19:17:00.000-05:002006-12-04T19:17:00.000-05:00Well, thank goodness it didn't last longer than 90...Well, thank goodness it didn't last longer than 90 seconds, you would have had a heart attack. (As I was reading it, I was sure he had climbed up a ladder again.)Ortizzlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03709991994425909880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165273399525735662006-12-04T18:03:00.000-05:002006-12-04T18:03:00.000-05:00Glad he's ok and it was just 90 seconds of sheer t...Glad he's ok and it was just 90 seconds of sheer terror. This is the very reason that many, many, many parents of multiples choose to use the "leashes" for their kids. Two kids running in different directions with only one parent watching is a recipe for disaster. Good thing Wyatt isn't mobile yet!Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16218358169381833775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165269070537189262006-12-04T16:51:00.000-05:002006-12-04T16:51:00.000-05:00Eclectic - It's equal parts of both, me thinks. ;)...Eclectic - It's equal parts of both, me thinks. ;)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01015442439562633822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165267656649613402006-12-04T16:27:00.000-05:002006-12-04T16:27:00.000-05:00I lost my dog and went in to a crying panic (we fo...I lost my dog and went in to a crying panic (we found him). I can not even imagine what it must be like to lose a child.God Bless the parents who are still looking for their missing children.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165267390390652672006-12-04T16:23:00.000-05:002006-12-04T16:23:00.000-05:00That is the worst feeling in the world! The worst ...That is the worst feeling in the world! The worst feeling!Kate Giovinco Photographyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04706763719847053772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165266777213967982006-12-04T16:12:00.000-05:002006-12-04T16:12:00.000-05:00This is my nightmare.This is my nightmare.ewe are herehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13339650361453626546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165266638541484352006-12-04T16:10:00.000-05:002006-12-04T16:10:00.000-05:00What is that saying...? When you have children you...What is that saying...? When you have children you are allowing your heart to walk around outside of your body. <BR/><BR/>I wasn't even there and it felt longer than 90 seconds...must have felt like forever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165266456626870342006-12-04T16:07:00.000-05:002006-12-04T16:07:00.000-05:00Your first mistake, you smacked ass, was asking th...Your first mistake, you smacked ass, was asking the home depot lady for lawn advice.lawnwhispererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04035371307205179299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165258775783465142006-12-04T13:59:00.000-05:002006-12-04T13:59:00.000-05:00It's a bad thing, that. Glad it turned out happy....It's a bad thing, that. Glad it turned out happy. Don't know whether to smother them out of love or frustration when you get them back though, do ya?! ;)eclectichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01827218552901306334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1165257002487866442006-12-04T13:30:00.000-05:002006-12-04T13:30:00.000-05:00Scary, and very well told. (for a wombat)Scary, and very well told. (for a wombat)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com