tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post115555312171057157..comments2024-02-20T15:49:23.253-05:00Comments on Poop and Boogies: School BellsWILLIAMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00719470271284761917noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-73222638516257731192007-08-26T01:31:00.000-04:002007-08-26T01:31:00.000-04:00i laughed out loud . . . again!i laughed out loud . . . again!Karinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03462688760030931897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155814952933498172006-08-17T07:42:00.000-04:002006-08-17T07:42:00.000-04:00I got embarrassed for you while reading. That's hy...I got embarrassed for you while reading. That's hysterical. Dollymama said, "You have an opportunity here, you know. You can randomly go around the neighborhood getting caught picking your nose, farting, belching, singing stupid songs, whatever. The sky is the limit! You can be a living legend, William. Don't underestimate that."<BR/><BR/>But if little Max has to grow up with "the gross man" as a living legend for a father the poor kid will NEVER have any friends!<BR/><BR/>For Maxfield's and Wyatt's sake... continue to be embarrassed, be very embarrassed!Alisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04747601955725419550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155613061644904402006-08-14T23:37:00.000-04:002006-08-14T23:37:00.000-04:00Ohhhhhh NOOOOOO!!!!Ohhhhhh NOOOOOO!!!!Kamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08047324613696125475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155607750706894782006-08-14T22:09:00.000-04:002006-08-14T22:09:00.000-04:00Embarrassed? Are you kidding? You are that kid's...Embarrassed? Are you kidding? You are that kid's new hero! <BR/><BR/>StacieNature Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16725115146167877981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155607663797465722006-08-14T22:07:00.000-04:002006-08-14T22:07:00.000-04:00Just think--you gave that kid a GREAT memory. He ...Just think--you gave that kid a GREAT memory. He will be motivated to get out to the bus stop every day in hopes of catching you doing something else.<BR/><BR/> You have an opportunity here, you know. You can randomly go around the neighborhood getting caught picking your nose, farting, belching, singing stupid songs, whatever. The sky is the limit! You can be a living legend, William. Don't underestimate that.Dollymamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07620082290318348792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155600984701851542006-08-14T20:16:00.000-04:002006-08-14T20:16:00.000-04:00"School Smells" might be a better title. Oh Bill ..."School Smells" might be a better title. Oh Bill -- you crack me up!! Thankfully in this case, though, it's from a safe distance!!eclectichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01827218552901306334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155597390364395202006-08-14T19:16:00.000-04:002006-08-14T19:16:00.000-04:00I wondered what you meant by the "wheezing noise" ...I wondered what you meant by the "wheezing noise" until I realized that I was making the wheezing noise myself, being that I was trying not to laugh too hard at work. That is too funny.Character Builderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01077966341661444419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155595323004545002006-08-14T18:42:00.000-04:002006-08-14T18:42:00.000-04:00You did a good deed, William. That kid was totall...You did a good deed, William. That kid was totally bummed about having to go back to school and you made him laugh. You should continue to fart thoughout your neighborhood, spreading the joy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155587848695761722006-08-14T16:37:00.000-04:002006-08-14T16:37:00.000-04:00So funny! Fart stories rule.So funny! Fart stories rule.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155587603181840092006-08-14T16:33:00.000-04:002006-08-14T16:33:00.000-04:00Andrea- I saw that commercial too. Wish I could fi...Andrea- I saw that commercial too. Wish I could find it on the web, I dunno how to look for those. I almost pee my pants every time I see that one! When Effie was telling about the birthday thing, that is what came to mind.<BR/><BR/>This was SO FUNNY! I am still cracking up!Lowahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11014088685507756473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155583960771672522006-08-14T15:32:00.000-04:002006-08-14T15:32:00.000-04:00You know you are the star of his cafeteria story f...You know you are the star of his cafeteria story for today. You totally made his day!kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155582548809613222006-08-14T15:09:00.000-04:002006-08-14T15:09:00.000-04:00Yeah, but you know you would have been the one lau...Yeah, but you know you would have been the one laughing when you were his age.<BR/><BR/>Seems like I've seen a commercial with this theme...guy helps girl into a car; she let's one loose while he walks around to his side; then when he gets in, he introduces her to the other couple in the back seat!Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598282237493128329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155578801296094432006-08-14T14:06:00.000-04:002006-08-14T14:06:00.000-04:00Busted in more way than one!Busted in more way than one!Kate Giovinco Photographyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04706763719847053772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155576656741647482006-08-14T13:30:00.000-04:002006-08-14T13:30:00.000-04:00oh my god thats histerical!!!if it was me and my f...oh my god thats histerical!!!<BR/>if it was me and my friends we would have said something to you<BR/>seriously though it is a bodily function and some times you just gotta let her rip and the people around you just have to live with the smellAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155575324265115082006-08-14T13:08:00.000-04:002006-08-14T13:08:00.000-04:00HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!I heard a joke about somethin...HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>I heard a joke about something similar once--a guy LOVED baked beans and often stayed away from them for that specific reason but on his birthday he gave in to his craving and his wife prepared him a surprise, she blindfolded him and brought him to the dining room to go fetch his specially prepared birthday food, and he figured, in this silent and dark room, he'd be safe to let one off before she got back, so he let off a few particularly raunchy and loud bombs before she returned. She took off his blindfold and "voila" Happy Birthday--there were many of his friends, family and coworkers right there with him. Surprise!Effiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05085720274984698685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155575216616799292006-08-14T13:06:00.000-04:002006-08-14T13:06:00.000-04:00I read "sausage, pepper and onion" and KNEW there ...I read "sausage, pepper and onion" and KNEW there would be a fart comin' on...<BR/><BR/>Funny!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01015442439562633822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155574179772730522006-08-14T12:49:00.000-04:002006-08-14T12:49:00.000-04:00Oh man, that is HILARIOUS!You remind me of my husb...Oh man, that is HILARIOUS!<BR/><BR/>You remind me of my husband.<BR/><BR/>I just have one question- What on earth was a child doing outside waiting for the school bus so early in the morning??? When in heaven's name does school START down there?? Sheesh, when I was a kid, it started at 9 am.Lowahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11014088685507756473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155572068907080092006-08-14T12:14:00.000-04:002006-08-14T12:14:00.000-04:00I can imagine the crowd of kids now on your block ...I can imagine the crowd of kids now on your block waiting for the bus!!!<BR/><BR/>Waiting for Fart-Man to re-appear with his dog in tow.<BR/><BR/>So, what's for dinner tonight?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155571429231176442006-08-14T12:03:00.000-04:002006-08-14T12:03:00.000-04:00No, you didn't! I can't help but think of that emb...No, you didn't! <BR/><BR/>I can't help but think of that embarrasing stories section in Cosmo.ieatcrayonzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04244096805485767122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155569498173510582006-08-14T11:31:00.000-04:002006-08-14T11:31:00.000-04:00That was so funny! Only funnier would have been if...That was so funny! Only funnier would have been if there were more than one kid! They would have kept each other laughing all day long. You are your father's son! Of course he doesn't need sausage and peppers and onions to trigger the canons. He can do it at will!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155568050035480252006-08-14T11:07:00.000-04:002006-08-14T11:07:00.000-04:00Whenver I let her rip and Em is with me she says "...Whenver I let her rip and Em is with me she says " Pooopie, Momma Poooopie"... I have to remember not to do that in public. At least the dog can't talk.<BR/> Poor kid, I hope it didn't stink like day old onions!Jewlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07640029233982598501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155567583263173442006-08-14T10:59:00.000-04:002006-08-14T10:59:00.000-04:00The kids in the neighborhood already have a nickna...The kids in the neighborhood already have a nickname for you.<BR/><BR/> Mr Bustass or something like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155565745757131002006-08-14T10:29:00.000-04:002006-08-14T10:29:00.000-04:00You were probably THE talk of the playground that ...You were probably THE talk of the playground that day, my friend. Be proud, I'm sure your talent was held in the highest regard.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06139481165589786016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155561770684684572006-08-14T09:22:00.000-04:002006-08-14T09:22:00.000-04:00Of ALL the things you do that you are not embaress...Of ALL the things you do that you are not embaressed by, you get embaressed when some little kid hears you fart?!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01573900907169057680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1155560738471919112006-08-14T09:05:00.000-04:002006-08-14T09:05:00.000-04:00Very funny! This was my favorite part:"The dog tur...Very funny! This was my favorite part:<BR/><BR/>"The dog turned up at me with a puzzled look."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com