tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post113863873618453177..comments2024-02-20T15:49:23.253-05:00Comments on Poop and Boogies: What to expectWILLIAMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00719470271284761917noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1139059867110709742006-02-04T08:31:00.000-05:002006-02-04T08:31:00.000-05:00OK, now I am recovered from the ultrasound post an...OK, now I am recovered from the ultrasound post and am laughing. And you are forgiven for stopping my heart.Susiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03271957692024955768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138805450119297552006-02-01T09:50:00.000-05:002006-02-01T09:50:00.000-05:00How come I never heard any of these rules like 511...How come I never heard any of these rules like 511 or COAT? Just as well, I don't really wanna know.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01573900907169057680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138774168962997202006-02-01T01:09:00.000-05:002006-02-01T01:09:00.000-05:00Very funny! Our "class" had a "student" who in al...Very funny! Our "class" had a "student" who in all seriousness, asked the instructor at one point why she kept using the word "uterus." What the hell is that word? OMG! And the instructor ANSWERED!! In a PREGNANCY/CHILDBIRTH class!!! And the "student" WAS PREGNANT! Dear god, we never looked back.eclectichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01827218552901306334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138764254333162732006-01-31T22:24:00.000-05:002006-01-31T22:24:00.000-05:00I too would be fascinated by "engorged breasts" .....I too would be fascinated by "engorged breasts" ... mostly because i'm not used to seeing that sort of thing... breasts, that is.<BR/><BR/>But anyway, I wouldn't worry about your birthing class shenanigans. I'm sure Lauren must have a good sense of humor herself - she married you, after all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138752924443054682006-01-31T19:15:00.000-05:002006-01-31T19:15:00.000-05:00OMG I just laughed so loud I scared my dog. Too f...OMG I just laughed so loud I scared my dog. <BR/>Too funny. <BR/>The whole "taste" comment has me still crackin' up!kimmykhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15527009466610518600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138729271918683552006-01-31T12:41:00.000-05:002006-01-31T12:41:00.000-05:00Bill,Bill,Bill. I have told you countless times "...Bill,Bill,Bill. I have told you countless times "What to Expect."<BR/>You just don't listen. No book or web page is going to give you the truth. They hit you with silly little facts. They hit you with goofy little percentages. They are a waste of time and money. <BR/><BR/>You want a class, I'll teach you a class. I just can't put the real life stuff on paper. It would be insulting to most.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138724164336050452006-01-31T11:16:00.000-05:002006-01-31T11:16:00.000-05:00"An online pregnancy magazine said, “At this point..."An online pregnancy magazine said, “At this point the extenal female genitalia may become more distinguished.” My response was “What does it get gray around the sides and look like a professor? Maybe it starts smoking a pipe.” "<BR/><BR/>BWAHAHA Oh my, you made me blow coffee out my nose. hahahaAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01593241813012200359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138721090228884232006-01-31T10:24:00.000-05:002006-01-31T10:24:00.000-05:00that was hilarious. You killed me with the T for t...that was hilarious. You killed me with the T for taste bit...DCKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04848007117365644741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138720406660012512006-01-31T10:13:00.000-05:002006-01-31T10:13:00.000-05:00Bwahahahahaha...grey...smoking a pipe...hee hee (w...Bwahahahahaha...grey...smoking a pipe...hee hee (wipes tears away)...what a GREAT idea for Half Nekkid Thursday!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06139481165589786016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138715146292189032006-01-31T08:45:00.000-05:002006-01-31T08:45:00.000-05:00i drug my hubby to all those birthing and infant/b...i drug my hubby to all those birthing and infant/baby childcare classes during my first pregnancy.<BR/>he hated every second - save one class. the one on breastfeeding.<BR/>he was on time, front and center for that one.<BR/>go figure.<BR/>GREAT entry. thanks for the giggles...t_colehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07255590452727957539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138688740214031132006-01-31T01:25:00.000-05:002006-01-31T01:25:00.000-05:00Ah, thanks for my daily dose of blog birth control...Ah, thanks for my daily dose of blog birth control. Now, where are those pills?Ernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14027399109183646256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138679332350354762006-01-30T22:48:00.000-05:002006-01-30T22:48:00.000-05:00Great post! hahahaha hilariousGreat post! hahahaha hilariousSusiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16529193213778444972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138677897339100252006-01-30T22:24:00.000-05:002006-01-30T22:24:00.000-05:00The best daddy blogger out there. I heart you.The best daddy blogger out there. I heart you.Random and Oddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10257342266726150568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138675308740251102006-01-30T21:41:00.000-05:002006-01-30T21:41:00.000-05:00You kill me.I loved to read the "Girlfriends Guide...You kill me.<BR/><BR/>I loved to read the "Girlfriends Guides". Those were great.Tammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11205198139360842051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138672745030059322006-01-30T20:59:00.000-05:002006-01-30T20:59:00.000-05:00"Which is true, but it still insults me." Hee! I..."Which is true, but it still insults me." Hee! I also love that you can't remember what the mnemonic device is supposed to help you remember. <BR/><BR/>The C.O.A.T. thing reminds me of the four C's for diamonds - cut, clarity, color, and carat. I insisted Rob memorize those soon before we got engaged.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138669271753533712006-01-30T20:01:00.000-05:002006-01-30T20:01:00.000-05:00pregnancy bell....I meant pregnancy belly.I bet yo...pregnancy bell....I meant pregnancy belly.<BR/><BR/>I bet you were all wondering if the bell was a new fangled device. ;)Shannon Nelsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01620145644059977169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138668619637688452006-01-30T19:50:00.000-05:002006-01-30T19:50:00.000-05:00Well thank god it didnt stand for taste!Well thank god it didnt stand for taste!Kate Giovinco Photographyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04706763719847053772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138665813870736732006-01-30T19:03:00.000-05:002006-01-30T19:03:00.000-05:00OMG! I just choked on my Diet Pepsi! You are a h...OMG! I just choked on my Diet Pepsi! You are a hoot. I feel your pain...I too use humor when faced with...embarrassing situations...my poor hubby can probably relate just fine to poor Lauren! StacieNature Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16725115146167877981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138656843558320902006-01-30T16:34:00.000-05:002006-01-30T16:34:00.000-05:00Oh my God Lauren, you do have my sympathy......I c...Oh my God Lauren, you do have my sympathy......I can't stop laughing......you poor dear.....Judypatoootehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14772772712062934968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138656524421608882006-01-30T16:28:00.000-05:002006-01-30T16:28:00.000-05:00My husband got to wear the pregnancy bell for an e...My husband got to wear the pregnancy bell for an entire class.<BR/><BR/>We never do fun things like that anymore.Shannon Nelsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01620145644059977169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138654923916887222006-01-30T16:02:00.000-05:002006-01-30T16:02:00.000-05:00You and TGIM would get along JUUUUUUUUUST fine, my...You and TGIM would get along JUUUUUUUUUST fine, my friend. Just FINE.<BR/><BR/>"If she says T is for taste we are out of here!"<BR/><BR/>I love it! Lauren must have wanted to <I>smack</I> you! Or burst out laughing at an inappropriate moment! Either way!<BR/><BR/>You = fuh-NEE.Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17474475933150960533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10922754.post-1138654455152147632006-01-30T15:54:00.000-05:002006-01-30T15:54:00.000-05:00“What does it get gray around the sides and look l...“What does it get gray around the sides and look like a professor? Maybe it starts smoking a pipe.”<BR/><BR/>Hahaha...thanks, Bill. I just snorted Diet Coke onto my computer!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com