Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Dear Fisher-Price

Seriously, please consider making toy kid sized lawn mowers that actually cut grass. I would be able to get my lawn done in one-third the time. Well, maybe more like half the time.

Well, actually it would probably take twice as long with all the trips to the ER. So, never mind.

18 comments:

  1. RzDrms9:57 PM

    why, wils! you've got yourself a TATTOO! i'm bowing down in respect here. ;)

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  2. You should also buy them toy weed wackers. You have to make sure they can edge as well as cut...

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  3. You fertilize don't you...and I am talking about your lawn, not your wife.

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  4. Anonymous7:29 AM

    William, do your followers actually look at these pictures with a magnifying glass? How could they notice that tattoo? The pic is great! They really want to be just like Dad! Keep up the good example! momo9

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  5. Great pic!

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  6. What, can't retrofit them yourself with after-market blades? Pfffft. ;)

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  7. Anonymous12:55 PM

    Is your shirt clouded over?

    Does it say BIG BUTT?

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  8. Anonymous3:08 PM

    Psst. Your onch is showing.

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  9. Anonymous3:10 PM

    You are just baiting the lawnwhisperer with this photo and post. I can see him and his two sons on riding mowers with cup holders.

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  10. You know that you wouldn't have to mow at all if you just let it die like mine.

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  11. Anonymous4:40 PM

    nice shirt, big guy.

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  12. I often think the same thing about toy vacuums - my 3 year old LOVES to push that noisy ass thing around all day! And we have a very big, very hairy husky.

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  13. Anonymous9:42 PM

    I'm with anonymous! Bring back the Lawn Whisperer! Here's a challenge for you L.W. The cup holder line is the best! Just love you guys!

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  14. Yeah, the blade might be a bit much, but would a little rake attachment be out of the question?

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  15. I would spend copious amounts of money on that product.

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  16. Anonymous9:38 PM

    Mow Mow Mow your boat

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  17. Well now this is just too cute.

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