Really, God must like me because the fine people over at Doritos now have two (count em TWO) different flavored chips in ONE bag. And they came out with this fine product right at the beginning of football season.And since God knows that I am watching my Cholesterol, he made sure the nutrition label looks like this.
Do you see that? Zero Cholesterol.*
The only thing that God and the fine people at Doritos could do to beat this, would be to come out with Chocolate and Bacon flavored chips. **
*-Yes I know that there is some cockamamy formula that fat and saturated fat magically turn into Cholesterol, but I am not buying it.
**- What? I know you have thought of this flavor combination too.
Yum...
ReplyDeleteDid you know you can buy a bacon chocolate bar?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy!
I never thought of that combo.
ReplyDeleteNow, however, I would very much like some bacon.
Have you tried the other flavor? My husband works for Frito-Lay and he brought home some samples for us to try and they are pretty tasty.
ReplyDeleteJust make sure that little chip monster of yours doesn't get to them. I would have one eye on him at all times...all times!
ReplyDeleteum...interesting...but bacon would be good, on its own...
ReplyDeletechocolate bacon? gross.
ReplyDeleteRIGHT ON!
ReplyDeleteYou better buy it, mister, if you don't want to take the drugs, the DRUGS.
ReplyDeleteCockamamie. Now there's a word that doesn't get used nearly enough anymore.
ReplyDeleteYou do know about Bacon Salt, don't you?
Yum! I wonder if they have them out this way?
ReplyDeleteOh and Sharkey, thank you for that link. Now I know what to get the Hubs for his birthday (next year) instead of a baggie full of vanilla wafers!
Oh thank gawd football season is here!!!! And at our house? All four of the teams we love won their openers. Now, onto tonight's double header!! ***cue the theme music for Monday night football*** Dunh-dunh-duhn DUHN..... bring on the chips and salsa.
ReplyDeletethats cool! enjoy!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy, my child.
ReplyDeleteSpotted you from Wherever Ewe Goes....Wow, I adore Doritos, and that looks fantastic. Unfortunately, I am also watching my calories, nutrients, etc...and thus, you'll have to let me know how yummy those things are. And no, Choco-bacon doesn't sound appealing at all. But, enjoy!
ReplyDeleteDude, chocolate-covered bacon would be totally freaking awesome. And not hard to make....
ReplyDeleteOh, here we go.
ReplyDeleteYou and your freakin' chips.
Tell Lauren I said so.
there is a dorito god after all!
ReplyDeleteI love love love all flavors of doritos!
Wow, that's quite a Magic Trick. What else you have for Bossy?
ReplyDeletebeen there.. had it.
ReplyDeleteand yeah... it's good.
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars
I have seen God, and his name is Frito-Lay
ReplyDeleteHOLY.
ReplyDeleteCRAP.
I must have those.
Now...If they only could come up with fat free chips that DIDN'T give you the runs :)
ReplyDeleteBradley
The Egel Nest
Wow, God really likes you! Think there is any way you could talk to him about chocolate you can eat all you want of, tastes heavenly but will not add one ounce of weight to your body at all. Just a little favor, please? :)
ReplyDeleteWyatt is gonna LOVE those! ;P
ReplyDeleteStacie
Mmm. Bacon.
ReplyDeleteHey, will you email me? I have a question for you -
jenny at blogher dot org
Never thought of Bacon and Chocolate, but the original Dorito teamed up with a PB sandwich and chocolate milk is my all time favorite! So is the Dorito/butterfinger combo. So I'd go for a 3 flavor bag of peanut butter/chocolate/nacho cheese.
ReplyDeleteWow. Now that is impressive. Zero cholesterol? How did they pull that off??
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