My mom made tacos for dinner. Besides the cheese, meat, tomatoes, lettuce, sour cream, black olives etc. etc. she also prepared both hard shell corn tortilla and soft shell flour tortillas.
Lauren and I used to make tacos all the time but we always use the soft shell flour tortillas. Lauren reached across the table and grabbed one of the hard corn tortilla.
Holding the tortilla up she innocently said, "Man, I haven't had a hard one in such a long time."
I looked up at my father who was stifling a laugh and I started cracking up.
"Lauren, we live with my parents. It is difficult to find the alone time." I said.
My dad, now laughing said to Lauren, "Would you like for your mother-in-law and I to go for a walk."
Bwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteNice dinner time conversation over there... ;)
I need to be enlightened about the possibilities I think...
ReplyDeleteI truly love your parents! I would never say "hard one" in front of my father.
ReplyDeletepoor lauren :)
ReplyDeleteWow! Yah I would have tried to slink under the table. TO HIDE!! TO HIDE under the table. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteAt some point you turn that corner with your parents, and they become people. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteYour family rocks, Bill!
ReplyDeleteNiiiiiice! You crack me up... well ya wife does anyway! did she go red?
ReplyDeleteoh no she didn't
ReplyDeleteHA!
It cannot be said enough that Lauren is a good sport.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I love your family.
And hard ones.
Heh. HEH! I get it.
ReplyDeleteHow AWKWARD! I would have slid under the table if my darling daddy laughed at such a joke. However, I would have LMAO if I was sitting at the table at your house.
ReplyDeleteSooooo...did your parents go for a walk or what?
ReplyDeletewell...your mom did advise you to kiss your lovely wife *better* awhile ago.
ReplyDeletethis was too cute. i am still laughing.
Snort!!
ReplyDeleteI usually go for the soft ones, even though I like the idea of the hard ones. But they hurt my mouth sometimes.
(we're talking tacos, right?)
teeheehee
ReplyDeleteI'm new to your blog, reading some older stuff and I have to say this is the single funniest blog post I have EVER read!
ReplyDeleteOh yeahh..he had a GREAT sense of humor..looking back you were quite the lucky one to stay with him so long..
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