My last name is often misspelled. It ends with the letter “M” but most people, after I spell it out for them, hear the last letter as an “N”. My social security card is spelled with an “N”. My drivers license with an “M”. My insurance card has an “N”.
Now whenever I have to give out my email or spell my name for someone I always end the spelling of my name by saying, “M as in Mary”. People still get it wrong. I guess they think I say "N" as in Nary. I don't know why I use "Mary" instead of "Michael". I just do.
Part of my job, when talking with customers, requires me to use a series of letters and numbers. In an effort to avoid confusion with letters that sound the same, like “B” and “P” I use a phonetic alphabet. I do not use the official military Phonetic Alphabet (Alfa, Bravo, Charlie, Delta etc.) but I basically make it up as I go along. Most people just substitute common names or animals instead of the letter. I also don’t say the “as in” part (unless the situation requires that I do). Each word I use is the letter itself. So if I were to spell my first name for someone it would sound like “Baker, Indian, Larry, Larry.”
Sometimes I chuckle at some of the words people come up with when they are using their own phonetic alphabet. Recently someone was giving me a tracking number of some sorts and used “Champagne” and “Vodka” for the letters “C” and “V”. It gave a slight insight to what they were thinking.
So I am asking you, blog commenters, how would you, using as a phonetic alphabet, spell your first name? Don’t think too much about it; just leave a comment with how you would normally spell it out.
Delurking here because I see I think I might be first! My name is simple I just say it's "April", like the month!
ReplyDeleteMango Elephant Eggplant Giant Sausage
ReplyDeleteOh wow, okay "giant sausage"?! Didn't mean for it to sound like that!!
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T=Tom
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R
E=Edward
S=Sam
A
I always spell the last name, they NEVER get it right.
Jerk eats salad salad in captured alien.
ReplyDeleteAlways have to spell the last name...Same "N" problem
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Mary
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Lady
Ice
Sam
Sam
Apple
Does
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Need
Everything
Exactly
Now
Yeah-I am cranky. I apologize.
Dog
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Nancy
I(I got nothin')
Sam
Elephant
We ran into this all the time in the insurance biz when taking VIN numbers on the phone. You can always tell an old military man by their Deltas.
Sam
ReplyDeleteHello (hello, it's H! do I really need a code for that one?)
Apple
Retro
Klepto
Elephant
Yellow
You are a Delta Orange Radio Kite
ReplyDeleteMichelle Ice Cake Harry Elephant Lucky Lucky Elephant
ReplyDeleteLarry Inga Sam April- almost sounds like I don't know if I'm male or female, does it?
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Stupid
Susie
Icabod
Enormous.
Wow that was random.
Justin ugly loser idiot evil (i really can't stand Justin Timberlake)
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Lovely
Luscious
Yowza!
Oh my!
Hey April - I use "like the month" too and sometime people still don't get it right!
ReplyDeleteAt an old job, customers had to leave a code when they called in. This one lady was so careful.
ReplyDeleteR and in Robert
V as in Victor
S as in Sam
I as in...............in a boat.
We saved that message for a long time.
Me:
Charlie
Harry
Alpha
Robert
Lucy
Octopus
Tom
Tom
elephant
Apple
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Yogurt
or
Aliens
Land
Yearly
Mine is weird anyway so I have to do the same thing, and most of the time people don't get it right anyway.
ReplyDeleteAnd my last name is a fairly common name but spelled weirdly. I just can't win.
S as in Sam,
A
R
I
And it rhymes with Mary.
Grape, Robot, Apple, Cantelope, Eggs
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Lemon
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Ice
Sam
Echo
And now I am singing
ReplyDelete"Ice ice baby" lord help me
Elephant Restaurant Internet Nut
ReplyDeleteAlso, this makes me think of the friends where Phoebe spells her name, "P as in Phoebe, H as in heebee, O as in Ohbee, E as in Eeebee, B as in Beebee, E as in 'ello there, mate!"
Kite Elephant Laugh Laugh Yellow
ReplyDeleteKilo Indigo Tango Tango Yankee
ReplyDelete(sorry, I worked in electronic communications in the military for 8 years.... its all I know. I am no good at making stuff up!)
slightly hairy and really interesting
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Nice
Eloquent
Silly
Sick(I have a cold)
Artsy
Junior Echo Nanny
ReplyDeleteHmm, I guess you might discern that I am a young mom with a loud daughter ;)
Sam
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Zebra
Iguana
Elephant
I guess I am a proud patriot who likes animals, huh?
Sonofabitch
ReplyDelete(wait, I'm having a bad day; I'll try again when I can start with Sunshine.)
Anteater Needle Dinosaur Ridiculous Excellent Anteater.
ReplyDeleteyikes...that makes me feel very bipolar...
Potato
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Tomato
Icecream
Eggs
Noodles
Chocolate
Eclair
(Dang. I'm hungry.)
Whiskey, Echo, November, Delta, Yankee - sorry. I'm a vet.
ReplyDeleteThe only letter I could never reconcile in the Official Military Phonetic Alphabet was "Uniform", and for some reason, I always wanted to say "Uncle."
I met a fellow online whose blogname was "Tango Echo" - his initials in militarese. I tried mine out. I'd be "Whiskey Bravo." I thought it sounded a little like a cowboy :).
A like Amy.
ReplyDeleteyeah. Like that. Heh.
OK, seriously...
Amy with a Y.
No e, No i, just a Y.
Amy - Martha - Yahoo.
I've worked with multiple Amys before, only luckily we've been able to differentiate based on spelling or hair color. Thanks, this was fun.
Oh, and I have the EXACT SAME "n/m" issue. I hate that. I know your pain.
ReplyDeleteMy real name is so odd that if you google it, you get my professional art website. So I just have to say my name and then I say (for instance) "My name is Stepping, as in "stepping over"...if that makes sense. Spelling it still confuses people even though it is simple. (I know, vague, but not putting my real name up here)
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I argue about the correct name to use when emphasing the V in our last name. Many people hear B instead of V, so I say V as in Vincent - He tells me thats totally wrong. His family has always used V as in Victor. Doesn't matter, people still hear B.
ReplyDeleteMy name - Kite,Rat,Ice,Cat,Kite,Egg,Toe,Toe. yes - its my real name (which is something I always have to say after giving it out)
King
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Lincoln
Lincoln
Igloo
or
Kinky
Elephant
Likes
Leather
Ick
I always have to spell my first and middle names because there is more than one way to spell them and my parents chose the "non-traditional" way. (Thank you parents)
People mishear/mispronounce my last name all the time. It's crazy.
I usually smirk out:
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If you understand that, you can figure out the rest
Elephant
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Feather
Icecream
Elephant
I blogged about this just a couple of weeks ago, when my husband asked me to tell him over the phone the confirmation code for his flight...when I got to W, all that came to mind for whatever reason, was Whore. I don't know where it came from...Oh boy! You'd think with 2.5 years student pilot training I'd have the phonetic alphabet memorized, but I don't.
ReplyDeleteSilly, Tenacious, Albert, Cat, Insane, Echo
B as in Bossy.
ReplyDeleteO as in Ossy.
S as in the eSsence of funny.
S as in eScape from reality.
Y as in Why me, lord?
Magnificent eyes leading a notriously intellectual empire
ReplyDeleteYou think you got problems? I have to say (for my funky last name) V as in Valentine, X as in X-ray. Even so, my name sounds just like it looks. It seems to me that anyone who can actually read should never mispronounce it, but it happens all the time. If I had an M in my name, I would probably get so frustrated that I would eventually say something mean like, "No. It's not 'N'. That's 'M' as in Moron."
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to change my name to a symbol, like Prince did. Let's see people mangle THAT. Ha!
G as in Gret
ReplyDeleteR as in Rubber
A as in Apple
C as in Can Do
E as in Excellent
This is the first thing that came to me:
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Echo
Salmon
Salmon
Artichoke
Carrie, with a "C" as in "cat". Not Larry, Mary, Harry, Barry, Terri, Jerry, Fairy or Dairy.
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ReplyDeleteSounds like Old Yeller... Except he dies so I suppose he wasn't too jolly there at the end. :)
Hmm, I usually just say "Michelle, with two Ls" but if I have to spell it out it would be
ReplyDeleteM=many
I=ice cream
C=cones
H=have
E=evilly
L=landed
L=lard
E=evenly
(on my hips that is)
Jemma
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Mary
Mary
Aeroplane (theres one flying above my house right now)
Lynn - tired of people misprouncing your name? Tell them it's "Smith", just spelled a little differently. :)
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Igloo
Sex
Happy Father's Day!
HA!
ReplyDeletei love this post... i have a friend who's best friend gets irked when people ask him to spell his name: ROGER. (???how hard is that to spell???)
so he starts like this:
R as in staR
etc...
I also work in customer service and I tend to say "N as in Nicole" instead of the tradition Nancy/Natalie because my name is Nicole.
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing at CK.
ReplyDeleteSmith it is.
J = Jelly
ReplyDeleteA = Apple
N = Nancy
E = Elephant
T = Tom
EVERYONE mis spells my last name!!! It's STANGER and they ALWAYS spell it "STRANGER". I tell people I may be strange, but I'm not a stranger
Sorry William, I'm from a military family so it's definitely:
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Lima
Alpha
Tango
Yankee
Pappa
Uniform
Sierra
When I talk to people and give them my surname I always end up saying, "---, as in sandwich"! It's not 'cheese', by the way. :)
Lincoln Ida Nora David Adam. It's the quasi-military code we used in police dispatch consisting mostly of men's and women's names. Which included "M as in Mary".
ReplyDeleteMelon, Edward, Lime, Indigo, Nary, Dad, Ass
ReplyDeleteI'm a police dispatcher, so it's not really fair, since I'm set (mostly) in what I use for a phoentic alphabet.
ReplyDeleteJuliet, Echo, Nora, Nora, Young.
I love it when my officers give me a clearance and ask it for last of SMITH, Sam Mary Ida Tom Henry, first of Janiquatia, common spelling. :-p
I just say like the letter...
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