I was at Sam’s Club the other day and I approached the check out counter, where they were in the middle of a shift change.
“Are you checking me out?” I asked the middle-aged lady who was busy inserting her cash tray into the register.
She gave me a puzzling look and then she looked over her left shoulder and her right and said, “Yes sir. I am.”
And then I said, “Look, I appreciate the compliment but I am happily married.”
HA! She just couldn't help herself.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I admit, it took me a minute, but... BWAH HA! You are such a turd. I love it. SO MUCH.
ReplyDeleteOh, and FIRST! FOOYAH!
Dammit, Charlotte! You stole my thunder!
ReplyDeletewishful thinking! you are soooo bad! Anything to get a reaction! People will remember you, so don't do anything against the law. Witnesses will tab you in a second. It's bound to come your way sooner or later. Be prepared! ( as the boy scouts say)
ReplyDeleteI think she was eyeballing you.
ReplyDeleteIt is nice that she was middle aged. She must like older men.
What was her reaction? Eye rolling? :-)
ReplyDeleteYou are a cutie, of course she was checking you out! Lol.
now that is funny!
ReplyDeleteI SO new that was coming.
ReplyDeleteI think the wife needs to start keeping you in the house. No more interaction with people. : )
ReplyDeleteAre you still out trolling for middle aged women? I thought you'd gotten a hold of your addiction. Really - it's time to put a stop to this. Think of poor Lauren and the boys!
ReplyDeleteyou are such a goof. I don't think I could stand to hang around with you too much because I my face would be always red with embaressment.
ReplyDeleteI love it when you find yourself funny. Truly. I do.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha! That's a good one!
ReplyDeleteYou big ole hottie!!!
ReplyDeleteYour mom is so funny. I was laughing at you, but then your mom really cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteThe woman needs her own blog.
OK, the word ver. says, "imhott"
You rigged that, didn't you?
So sorry, Cat. I got a chuckle out of the "Fooyah," though. :-)
ReplyDeleteMan I wish I could hang out with you.
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